What colour pager would he like?

[Anonymous]

First of all, apologies for going Anon but I'm a high-profile public figure, and for security reasons, I must. I haven't been getting on well with my political opponent recently, and the usual diplomatical avenues haven't been fruitful.

I've tried smiling at him a lot, but I'm afraid he's a little on the racist side. I think if we communicated more, then things would improve, so I've decided to gift him a pager. Perhaps if he kept it close to his heart, he could see we're not that different.

Love
K H

[RavVid]

I think the red pager is the best choice. The other colors would be inflammatory.

[Abbycado]

You’re full of shit. There are no high profile celebrities on this site or you are delusional XD

[Still-alive]

in her mind she's probably famous. maybe constructed her own fictional world where she's the star.

[Abbycado]

@Still-alive yep, that’s about it. XD

[Aakash_Hangargi]

Don't you know that pagers are being blasted be careful.

[Iron_Man]

lol how many people told me on this site that they were celebrities and were always pink anonymous

[MrGSpotHer]

You don't have to tell people who you are on your profile 😂

[noohair]

Color does not matter. As long as it does not blow your private parts off, should due.

[BoopBoopBeep]

My favorite color is "pink mist."

[electromagnetic]

My dad used to have a black one.

[spartan55]

Great! Where can I donate to your campaign?

[Paul09]

They still sell pagers? Why and where?