Americans ONLY: Don't you hate Faux news?

MSNBC is where its at.
MSNBC is where it's at.

When I watch the news, I don't want to hear about Kamala fucking a married man for ten years!

I don't want to hear about Kamala's husband fucking and knocking up the nanny. And I don't want to hear about Kamala's husband beating women.

I want the REAL news. Like Trump selling Bibles. What? And that fake news channel talks about how Trump attended a memorial for the fallen soldiers because of the failed Afghanistan withdrawal. That was just a publicity stunt!

Who cares if billions of dollars of weapons were left for the terrorists in Afghanistan? Most of those military Humvees had high mileage on them!

And who hasn't videoed themselves weighing crack with hookers, like Hunter, and then posting it online? I'm probably going to do that later tonight.

FOX says that Haitians are eating ducks. But they don't care that Joe's uncle was eaten by cannibals in New Guinea!

FOX said that Biden should take a cognitive ability test. Why? What does that have to do with being the leader of the free world?

FOX said that Biden shouldn't have kept the top secret documents in his garage! Why not? There's no way the terrorists could get past a garage door lock! Ain't happening.

FOX said that Biden sometimes confuses his wife with his sister. C'mon, man. Mistakes happen. We've all done that.

Americans ONLY: Don't you hate Faux news?
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