Want help translating phrases from Democratese to English?

[Dargil]

• Women’s healthcare: Abortion.
• I was born into a middle class family: I don’t want to answer this question.
• You are literally Hitler: I disagree.
• You can keep your doctor: You can’t keep your doctor.
• Biological male: An impossibility, as this cannot be known or proven; hate speech.
• Biological female: An impossibility, as this cannot be known or proven; hate speech.
• Fetus: Baby.
• Non-viable tissue mass: Baby or Joe Biden.
• We must do something about the spread of misinformation: We have to prevent the truth from getting out.
• Revenue enhancement: Tax increase.
• Budget cut: A slightly reduced increase in the budget.
• Greedy, heartless Republican: Someone who wants to keep more of the money he or she has earned.
• Reach across the aisle: Something only Republicans must do when they win.
• Elections have consequences: We will do whatever we damn well please when we win, so deal with it losers! Disambiguation: That's about to go both ways.
• Conspiracy theorist: Truth teller.
• Sustainable energy: Unproven energy source that we do not currently have the infrastructure to support.
• We must count every vote: All fraudulent ballots must be counted.
• Deplorable, fascist, piece of garbage: Anyone with whom we disagree.
• We must save our democracy: We want total and permanent Democrat control of all government institutions, to hell with the rest of you.

[RainbowMarinade]

Omg Dargil, I can’t thank you enough.
I have been wondering for so long where you right-wingers get your group-think from. This must be one of your books, yeah? How sweet of you.
If you would be so kind, can you also share where the daily Right-wing talking points are posted….. or are they just emailed directly to you?

Thanks again

[DrPepper12]

Not enuf Obamacare in the WORLD to cure those sick burns!!! 🔥🔥🔥

[Dargil]

You are very welcome.

[Dargil]

No. I write them.

[Anonymous]

Have you ever been to an actual democratic site and learned for yourself what people say on them? You are only copying what you have been told. As usual. So spreading falsities as usual.

[Dargil]

Try as I might, I can see a falsehood in it.

[RavVid]

Funny. Every Left wing party the world over has these phrase. Periodically they have to replace them with new ones because the general public works out what they really mean and they stink like dead fish.

[DrPepper12]

That's fucking hilarious! Is this a real product? I know some fellow liberals who would love this!!

See? We not only have senses of humors but we support capitalism too!

[MarjorieJ]

Is an open border a good thing?

[DrPepper12]

Yes. But only when spelled boarder

[Dargil]

You are getting weaker and more irrelevant every day. Impressive.

[exitseven]

democrats always gave policies a name just the opposite of what it really is. Think, Affordable Care Act, Inflation Reduction Act or my favorite, The American Rescue Plan.

[beefcakebradybatson]

Both rich folk's parties FREAKIN' SUCK A**!!!

[IamRight]

@beefcakebradybatson Hey since you are online now, or 9 minutes ago, how about providing me with where to find the "bout the REPIGLIKSCAM dictionary of sheer lies and racist bullhorn planks" you mentioned in your answer? I want to gift it to someone due to the hillarious title.

[IamRight]

Oops, didn’t mean to include bout when I copypasted the title the beef guy mentioned.

[beefcakebradybatson]

@IamRight I won't, but BOTH PARTIES are FOS !!!

[exitseven]

@IamRight I never heard of it. Trump was given a copy of Kamala Harris's biggest accomplishments. It was 200 blank pages.

[IamRight]

@exitseven I don’t really belive it exists now that beef won’t even provide where to find it, I just found the seething title "the REPIGLIKSCAM dictionary of sheer lies and racist bullhorn planks" absolutely hilarious. That Kamala Harris book sounds amusing too

[exitseven]

@IamRight There are two brothers that have a podcast that Trump invited on AF one and they gave him that book. I saw Trump going through it and having a good laugh,

[Anonymous]

All true, but none more true than this one:

"Deplorable, fascist, piece of garbage: Anyone with whom we disagree."

This attitude ^ was one of the biggest reasons Harris lost the election.

[Opinion Owner]

LMAO at @DrPepper12. Democrats have a sense of humor? Fucking hilarious!!!

I will say that it has been continuous entertainment while Democrats have been losing their shit nonstop since 11/5/2024.

[DrPepper12]

We do!!! MAGAs are ENDLESSLY entertaining!!

[Dargil]

Wait until January 20! Mass pants pissing.

[DrPepper12]

Indeed

[Opinion Owner]

@DrPepper12 Right, of COURSE you do. LMAO!

theconversation.com/how-liberals-lost-comedy-and-helped-trump-win-244380

[DrPepper12]

Uh huh. Liberals. Not funny. Got it. 🙄

[Opinion Owner]

@DrPepper12 There is a distinction to be made between being funny and having a sense of humor. Personally, I've found the reactions to the election from liberals and the legacy media to be positively comical. But the propensity for liberals to get offended at anything and everything demonstrates a number of dubious "qualities", one of which is lack of humor.

[DrPepper12]

Your right. I always forget George carlins conservatism... So easily offended...

[Opinion Owner]

@DrPepper12 Duh, he was a comedian. I'm talking about everyday liberals and the legacy media. Most have thin skin and thrive on taking offense. And again, it's not that some liberals can't be funny; it's that they can't take a joke, so need to flee to their safe spaces and take a Xanax before regrouping the next day, gathering their troops and plotting how best to cancel the offender.

[DrPepper12]

Riiiiigggghhhhttttt. Merry MAGAmas!

[beefcakebradybatson]

How 'bout the REPIGLIKSCAM dictionary of sheer lies and racist bullhorn planks?

[IamRight]

You have a link to that book? Sounds like a fun joke present to give a buddy for Christmas

[beefcakebradybatson]

@IamRight It'd be fun if it weren't ONE HUNDRED PERCENT TRUE !!!

[IamRight]

You have a link to that book you mentioned?

[beefcakebradybatson]

@IamRight Why should a black man such as I read white supremacist fiction, IamWRONG?

[IamRight]

@beefcakebradybatson so "REPIGLIKSCAM dictionary of sheer lies and racist bullhorn planks" is white supremacist fiction? I found the book asker posted a pic of, on Amazon. I want the book you mentioned to gift someone as a joke due to the hillarious title.

[Dargil]

Care to list a few or is yours yet another empty post from an empty head? I expect the latter.

[Dargil]

You misspelled REPIGLIKSCAM. Must be your pubic skool edukashun.

[Miristheiss]

LOL

Some truth to that.

[Dongie]

True this is!! Load up!

[Anonymous]

The fall of man is upon us.