How much of a snowflake would you have to be to cry about cougar cruises?

[MarjorieJ]

Carnival cancelled their Cougar Cruises because of complaints from fragile dorks. No doubt these cry babies are the same doofs that cry about Trump. "The sky is falling..."

This popped into my head when I was explaining to my homie @dongie why horses sleep while standing up. They have to be able to bolt if the cougars come. But that's a different kind of cougar. My best Christmas ever was when our papa bought us a pony. Animals are by far the best people ever invented. Blackie was our bestest friend.

And what amazes me about the Trump crybabies on this site, they're not even Americans. They're the purple hunks of crap from the UK or Germany.

[Lliam]

If those cruises were popular, I can't understand why Carnival would cancel them just because a few people who never bought tickets complained.

Modern liberals/Democrats are obnoxious for sure, but I doubt if they were the ones who complained.
I would guess that it was mostly right-wing Christians. The kind who believe sex before marriage is sinful, that sex is a sacred bond that should only be shared between domineering husband and submissive wife, and is only for the purpose of procreation. They are the morality police when it comes to sex. And they are all about forcing their morals on others.

I never heard of Cougar Cruises, but they sound like a wonderful idea. One giant cum fest where everyone is happy.

[NYCQuestions1976]

I'll never understand cancel culture over something that's not illegal, even if it's something that I personally don't like, and/or I believe to be ridiculous. No one was forcing younger men and/or older women to go on this cruise. If the company fails to sell tickets for this cruise, then the cruise's lack of popularity should be the only barometer on whether or not the company has this cruise as an option, not online non-consumer outrage. Obviously the company had this particular cruise as an option because it was popular, and was making money for the company. They're not going to operate a cruise that loses them money. If you don't like the premise of the cruise, then DON'T buy a ticket, and DON'T go on the cruise! Duh! It's like someone buying a ticket for an Alaskan cruise, then being annoyed that the temperature is barely above freezing.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Thanks for Most Helpful, GaG algorithm. 👍

[molonski2]

Its ludicrous I agree , those boys are attending willingly , so really who cares?

Of course so long as no one complains on a cruise the other way round. I have a Cougar when I was 18 ( we didn't have a name for it then ) and she helped me so much , and was HOT , she liked I didn't tell anyone , no cruises but it was great.

[MarjorieJ]

The complaints didn't come from the cruise attendants. Just a bunch of Karens.

[molonski2]

Yeah , I figured... Why would they be remotely bothered?

[molonski2]

" had " a Cougar , and let me tell you , I was shocked when I found it was what she wanted , she in her prime 10 years older only.

[MarjorieJ]

Live and let live. There are no victims on that ship.

[WindAtMyBack]

There is a Cougar Cruise in 2025.

It turns out that the mascot of BYU (Brigham Young University) is a cougar. They chartered an entire boat and is calling it a Cougar Cruise.

Imagine that. A bunch of Mormons on a cougar cruise. Naughty naughty Mormons.

Should I tell them? Nah.

[Surely]

Probably they are jealous. I know that I am. Only because the Cougar Cruises weren’t around when I was younger!

[MarjorieJ]

Mr. Google just told me the cruises started in 2009. You might have got on board.

[Surely]

Guess we will need to book another type of cruise! https://cruisebare.com/cruises/big-nude-boat-2026/

[Dongie]

What's not to like? The ocean, a luxury ship and gorgeous older women!

[MarjorieJ]

They had to close up shop because of the crybabies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1IrRxoRkbQ



Francis Poulenc was a French music composer. He had an actual fear of boredom. I'm the same way. I will never go on a cruise ship. I would jump over and attempt to swim to shore.

[RavVid]

Why would anyone cry? I wouldn't be interested in cougars but if some are good luck to them.

I agree strongly on animals being better than people; still grieving my cat.

[exitseven]

I think a, cougar cruise is a good idea.

[seeyounexttuesday]

Sign me up.

[noohair]

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