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Attending the inaugration?

Costs:

Round-trip airfare to D. C.: $500 (if booked early—$1,200 if you waited until the last minute).
Hotel in D. C. for 2 nights: $600 per night at an overpriced chain ($1,200 total).
Overpriced meals: $150 for sad sandwiches and lukewarm fast food.
Official MAGA merch: $80 for a hat, $40 for a commemorative mug, $50 for a cheap fleece.
Uber rides: $60 because you thought the Metro was “too liberal.”
“Elite” event tickets: $500 minimum—only to get locked out.
Lost wages: $1,000 because you took unpaid time off for this disaster.
Total: $3,530–$5,000 (being conservative)


Cost to fly to D. C. to see Trump’s inauguration? $5,000.

Havw good time standing out in the cold. You won't be let in unless you are VERY wealthy.


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If being physically abandoned wasn’t enough, Trump’s supporters are now learning they’ve been financially abandoned, too. The $TRUMP coin, hyped as the next big thing, crashed as soon as Melania launched her rival $MELANIA coin.

Investors quickly dumped Trump coin, resulting in a $30 billion loss for the morons who invested in it.

Attending the inaugration?
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