Is Trumps gold statue a good idea?

[purplepoppy]

Trump wants a giant gold statue of himself in Gaza. It will be a shiny beacon of hope that people can worship when Allah is busy. As his statue gazes over the land, Making Gaza Great Again (MGGA) it will remind people to behave, women to obey their husbands, men to stay straight, and for immigrants to stay away. The name Donald has already overtook Muhammad in the middle East as the number one name so I reckon they'll love this solid gold statue.

Thoughts

[andreasderjuengere]

It would be in the way for missiles - and soon will get damaged by Israel.

So it also has a potential for severe US/Israelisian conflicts. Which may lead to a withdrawal of funding and support.

If that happens, the U. S. are fucked.

The gold would be lost in either case. Not even if South Africa hops in for humanitarian aid.

[Jersey2]

Nah. The first Trump statue will be on Mars. Elon will hook him up. They might even make him King there. Only Trump voters will be allowed there… Tesla robots will do all the work leaving the thinking to Trumpers… it should be beautiful, don’t cha think.

[Pet68]

Leaving the thinking to Trumpers? :D

[beefcakebradybatson]

Trump voters would scare the Martins, if they exist.

[northerngal]

Kind of reminds me of statues of famous people like Saddam Hussein... except in gold.

[Anonymous]

Congratulations on asking a very nice sarcastic question.

[Red_Arrow]

They need to go to the local farms and collect all the shit they can, then pile it up. People will recognize that as Trump faster than a statue in his image.

[bellicose]

Muslims do like idol worship. They like to kiss and touch the black stone in worship to please their slave master. They think the black stone will be given a mouth and eyes to intercede for them. So a gold stone with a mouth and eyes in the center of town isn't too different from Islamic Hajj. Trump even plans to intercede for them on their behalf to Israel.

[bellicose]

The legend is that the Kaaba use to be white, but all the sins of the Muslims that kissed and touched it, turned it black. So give it a week and Trumps gold statue will turn into a Black man. Who knows, maybe it will turn into Jimi Hendrix.

[bellicose]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjzZh6-h9fM

[lightbulb27]

Yes, but it's too small. Need to build a water channel entry to the "New Gaza"... above that channel is the Great Trump Bridge as Trump stands over it, the tallest statue in the world.

They've been TRumped!

[OneViewpoint]

I like the idea of a statue of tRump. But I think it should be made of rat turds covered in plastic from recycled soda bottles. That would capture his essence rather than his obsession with wealth.

[Off_Jack]

The only thing that would make Golden Trump better is if it took the place of the U. S. Embassy. Whenever a potential immigrant wants a Visa, the golden statue would respond by showering them with sticky coom.

[overlord337645]

trump claims to be christan if you remember in the bible it says thou shall not have any other Gods before me so im gonna call him out is he really a christan or just pretending to be one to get support

[msg321]

The video is here. There is only one word to describe it and it is "disgusting"

https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZIwqq3RDuc0

[MisterWack]

Nah, make it out of sh*t.

Though before the Trumpies or the Wokies come at me, we will make it from President Trump’s sh*t straight from the golden toilet where it originated.

[Stevepro68]

It will be nice to see the video one day of them knocking down and sawing his head off.

[Danzigdawson]

Only if it's 50 meters tall and solid 24k gold. It'll be fun to see the Palestinians tear it apart and sell the chunks to rebuild their homes.

[Shiprex]

LOL @purplepoppy

This is solid brazziers for the comedic value thank you for the mind altering notion this conjures in the heads of Magats

[AyChingao]

They need to put a trough with running water around it. A modern day version of the Roman vomitorium if you will...

[Sunrising]

It'll never catch on, it's just an impossible dream ! For women to obey what anyone tells them to do, never mind their husbands ! 🤣

[Sunrising]

If it's anything like this country, given the opportunity the statue would be pulled down no matter who it was !

[Sunrising]

I'm only joking girls, I'm sure you always take advice, and obey etc. !

[Mr_twoface]

That president blurs out a whole lot, many things he doesn't mean nor put any attention into. Don't take everything he says to heart.

[exitseven]

If thjey can make one for George Floyd then why not President Trump? At least he is doing some good for America.

[Notherndude84]

I think your prospective on George Floyd is coming from a place of racism. Floyd was not an American hero and nobody except on the far left are suggesting he is. The reality is he didn’t deserve death for allegedly passing counterfeit money. I think the statue serves as a reminder to treat others with dignity and respect

[exitseven]

@Notherndude84 E eryone on the left think that George Floysmds birthday should be a national holiday

[Notherndude84]

That’s dumb. MLK I can totally understand.

[Cormac995]

Wasteful of a vanity project even for MAGA. It's going to get suicide bombed the day it's finished.

[NathanDavis]

I can't tell if this is real or just trolling... lol

[Red_Arrow]

Yes. It is real trolling. :-)

[Filthy_Immigrant]

Dude she’s the goddess of trolls, surprise you haven’t noticed this as an Uber mod yourself

[NathanDavis]

@Filthy_Immigrant don't they have sarcasm over there... wherever you came from

[Filthy_Immigrant]

@NathanDavis Lmao, I call out your mod skills, and you immediately when for ‘wHeReVeR YoU cAmE fRoM’? Jesus Bro, that’s not a comeback, that’s a confession that I hit a nerve.

What’s a matter? You don’t like people telling you how to do YOUR own job?

[NathanDavis]

@Filthy_Immigrant so you were serious about it... lmao

[Filthy_Immigrant]

Ah yes, the ‘haha I wasn’t mad, you were mad’ defense. Textbook move when you realize you fumbled but don’t wanna admit it. Keep coping, Uber mod.”

[NathanDavis]

@Filthy_Immigrant lmfao... thought you were either 12 or 24

[goaded]

Why do you think he wants to go to Fort Knox?

[goaded]

When you posted this, it was a joke. Now...

"“Don Colossus,” a 22-foot gold-leaf Trump statue, was unveiled on May 6 [2026] at Trump National Doral in Miami...

The sculptor explained that the project became less about preserving history and more about creating a MAGA version of an Instagram filter. “From the start, this was chaos,” Cottrill admitted.

So when Cottrill revealed that statue investors were obsessed with slimming that same area, The Independent readers connected the dots immediately."
atlantablackstar.com/.../

[Notherndude84]

It’s definitely something a malignant narcissist would want to erect.

[Knightwatch27]

It was a troll video. Naturally though people will use any excuse and take anything literally to have anything at all to say against him.

[Anonymous]

Maybe the stray dogs can piss on the gold motherfucker.

[bralesswonder]

They would have to melt down every gold bar in Fort Know to make a statue that big.

[bralesswonder]

*Fort Knox

[PeterLegg91]

Doesn't matter , gaza is a shithole you can't polish a turd

[rizzzz007]

It will be a pathetic idea GAZA will always a place of palastine people.

[loveslongnails]

Will the gold be poured over him directly?

[Red_Arrow]

We can only hope!

[loveslongnails]

@Red_Arrow I'd actually donate to see that.

[nawtee_me]

Is that from the Fort Knox gold?

[beefcakebradybatson]

TUCK FRUMP !!!

[Alex-Snow]

It makes me want to throw up

[69Lonely69]

Sounds a little weird to me

[Ariesman81]

Get right with Jesus people!

[OddBeMe]

No the people should know who allowed massacres

[monkeynutts]

He is joking. No way he will do that.

[foxsquirrell]

Seems to suit the American facade.

[KatieK92]

Each to their own

[robocop666]

Utterly nonsense

[Anonymous]

Who gives a flying fuck…..

[IWILLPLEASEYOU]

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