Donald Trump Becoming the next Pope?

[Lucy68]

So according to the news and Fox News included, President Donald Trump says that he wants to be the next pope. The Trump Administration, alongside Lindsey Graham are all supportive of the idea of Trump being both the president of the United States in addition to being the next Catholic Pope (even though Trump is not Catholic). Do you support the idea of Trump becoming the next pope or no? Would you like to see the president becoming the pope? Tell us your thought below.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/senator-lindsey-grahams-bizarro-comments-about-donald-trump

https://www.politico.eu/article/donald-trump-us-president-pope-francis-catholic-church/

https://www.newsweek.com/lindsey-graham-trump-pope-2065931

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/donald-trump-pope-favorite

[Twalli]

He can't. First, he has to be Catholic, which he isn't. Second, he has to be a bishop, which he isn't. Third, he can't be married, so he'd have to divorce Melania, which is also against Catholic doctrine as are his other two divorces. I would be a better Pope than him by Catholic doctrine and I'm a polytheist.

[Amur8711]

No, even if this was true.

[MisterWack]

Lindsay Graham, April Fools day was 28 days prior to when you tweeted this out man…. What are you doing?

I know you secretly hate Trump, so this is as satire as you can get without finding yourself on ‘The Onion’, but dude this is a new low.

I can’t picture Progressive Era Theodore Roosevelt, Democrat John F. Kennedy, or Republican Dwight Eisenhower, or any President really that would come up with the idea of being ‘The Next Pope’ other than Donald J Trump which highlights his legacy perfectly as, “a joke”.

This is a horrific joke without a punch line, and our government being a laughing stock men’s restroom urinal for the world to collectively urinate into. This is stupid.

This Administration ran on the principle of bring down prices on day one and fix global conflicts prior to taking office, already failed at their goals because they were unachievable. Biden Administration did their goal of 100 million vaccine supply by 100 days and exceeded it by 300x in time for May vaccination sites just 15 miles from American homes (I know this because I got vaccinated there then 2 weeks later got the booster from the site at my gym).

The fact is, Trump is an idiot and leading this country with the rich in mind not you & me. Hopefully we learn to elect smarter not harder.

[MisterWack]

*Made a little error By 300x, I meant 3x and that was achieved through 300 million vaccines exceeding the 100 million vaccine goal. Would like to apologize and make it clear.

[exitseven]

During Trumps first term I had a good job that paid really well and had great benefits. My retirement account t doubled in the 4 years he was in office. In the 25 years I had this account t I never hot anywhere close to that. My two houses appreciated greatly as well. I was able to finish paying off both mortgages and I was considering retirement. When Biden was elected I was he'd gas go up to 5 bucks a gallon and the price of everything else was increasing every week. My retirement account took a 20% dive and I lost my job be absent of the covis lockdowns.

[exitseven]

I was able to find a new job but it took me over a year. I deferred my retirement three years because I feared for the future and was s are that Biden might be re elected. Thank God he wasn't and we have a real President in charge.

[Twalli]

@exitseven good for you
I got my job while Biden was president. And lost it when Trump let chainsaw billionaire loose.

[exitseven]

@Twalli Biden hired a million people in 4 years to bolster his job numbers. I know it sucks to get fired but you had a good run.

[Twalli]

@exitseven Not really, I didn't get it at the start of Biden's presidency. I had it for 19 months. If I held on to it for 5 more months I'd get rid of the A next to my certification.

[exitseven]

@Twalli he hired lots of people the whole time he as in office.

[Twalli]

@exitseven and so far fired even more.

[Cormac995]

I wish this shit would just stop. I'm genuinely starting to wonder if our world is an alien television show and we're in the final season, so the writing is getting sloppy because they checked out. I can't believe this is real it's beyond ridiculous how does this shit keep coming out of his mouth and people keep praising him? I've lost all faith in the majority of Americans. I swear half of them probably can't even read.

[exitseven]

Just the fact that President Trump is not Catholic would make this difficult. Also , how would he be both President and Pope at the same time. However , if anyone could do it , it would be Trump.

[MisterWack]

One thing’s for sure, he’d be the first Pulp 🍊

[Anonymous]

The cult like to pretend he is joking all the time, like about a third term, but he even admits that's not a joke. The cult are insane enough to actually wish for this lol. Cults are amazing!

[Snakeyes7]

I don't think that'll happen. I think it would be hilarious if he did but I am not catholic so I have no idea how any of that works. Plus, to my knowledge, trump never personally expressed that desire.

[jshm2]

LOL, not with his sexual assault and fraud charges he won't...

[Anonymous]

Yes, on April 1 only. After that, should have someone whom is Catholic.

Nothing wrong with a rotating "Pope", it's a big hat to wear.

[Panthero80]

First, how would he be the US President and the Pope at the same time? Second, he would have to convert to Catholicism. Third, only cardinals of the church have been elected pope for many centuries.

[AviatorTom]

Sorry, you must be Catholic to be Pope, and Trump isn't.

[exitseven]

When he said he was running for president he was told he was not a politician.

[Twalli]

@exitseven yeah, but there aren't any rules against it Zelinsky and Franken weren't politicians either. Nor were Ventura or Schwarzenegger. All became political figures. No Pope has ever not been Catholic and a bishop. Trump is neither.

[exitseven]

@Twalli yes, I had a friend that used to say "Is the Pope Catholic?"

[Twalli]

@exitseven and some people think 4th of July is on the 14th or 15th. People are stupid, look at our president, he's a moron.

[exitseven]

@Twalli Our president ran a successful multinational real estate and construction company, he hosted a highly rated television show, won the biggest political office in the world despite never holding public office before then went on to make the biggest comeback in American political history.
He is not a moron.

[Twalli]

@exitseven he's filed for bankruptcy more times than jobs most people have in their entire lives.

[exitseven]

@Twalli no, Trump has started dozens of companies. The vast majority were successful. Startup companies have about a 90% failure rate.

[Twalli]

@exitseven list all that are still solvent.

[NicholasRedone]

Lol maybe "an American pope" are there any under 80 lol 😆

[Shiprex]

LOL

I thought he was all for grabbing women by the pu55y

[loveslongnails]

This is the funniest thing I've heard in years. LMFAO

[DrPepper12]

If he resigns to go cosplay in Rome I'm good with that! Just take Couchfuck McGee with you!!

[standardguy]

Not at all.
Religion and political government must be separated. If not , the times of medieval persecution of the real believers will continue.

[Staximus]

This is the most ridiculous shit ever. Trump can't be the Pope, he was never a priest.

[Twalli]

And even if he was, he's not a bishop, which is also a requirement

[SmokinAces2000]

I’d say he was joking but he says stupid shit constantly so there’s no telling.

[blackeagle007]

The Vatican will be a deserted city if he became the pope

[4ngelic]

this has to be fake news lmao

[Twalli]

We'll never know. Nowadays articles in The onion sometimes seem more believable than articles in publications that aren't satire.

[Paige90]

He was just joking!

[MisterWack]

I actually found him on broadcast saying it…. I thought this was a joke too. Jesus Christ.

[Cubus]

No, as he's not even Catholic.

[Sal_Monella]

I'd support Franklin Graham.

[beefcakebradybatson]

One again proving he's deranged !!!

[Anonymous]

I would rather have Biden be the Pope.

[eagle1951]

Oh Lord