Here Is A List Of All The Things Accomplished By Last Weekend's 'No Kings' Protests. Did they miss any?

[RingOfFire]

You remember right? Last weekend there was supposedly some kind of "protest." No one can figure out what the heck they were talking about but by the way, what did they do to get the handful of people who were willing to go to these embarrassing things, recruit them from nursing homes? Was there anyone under 90 there? Leave it to the Democrats to have learned NOTHING after the worst political loss in world history. People are so sick of these lunatics.

[exitseven]

I want to know who licked up all the depends after they left.

[Anonymous]

The whole thing was beyond stupid. America fled a shithole o get away from the king. Now I see Robert de Niro claiming Trump will never leave office. They said that the first time and they were wrong. So now they're doubling down on stupid.

[FunkyMonkee]

FINALLY, I can SLEEP again!! Thanks, no kings protesters!!

[Anonymous]

But as of the end of the protest, there WERE NO KINGS IN THE US. That is super important, don't you think?

[seeyounexttuesday]

That's not true. They fully succeeded. Sunday morning there were no kings running the US.