If Trump renamed Lake Ontario, what ridiculous name would he choose?

[blackeagle007]

So, what’s it gonna be called? It’s Lake Ontario for now. Would it be lake Detroit? Oh better yet, Lake Ivanka!

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It’s happened. I knew it

[OneViewpoint]

tRump wants to rename Lake Ontario Lolita Lake and Wolf Island shall henceforth be known as Epstein Island. In loving memory of all the good times tRump had with his bestest friend ever.

[loveslongnails]

Who knows, but I hear that Canada will re-name it's half of the lakes with:
Lake Trump Can Suck My Dick
Lake Ivanka Wants to F*** Trudeau
Lake DJT Can Kiss My Ass
and my favorite
Lake Canadians Will Never Be As Stupid as Trump

[NathanDavis]

Lake Don'tLookForTheFilesThey'reNotBuriedDeepInThisLake

[KostasKouvalis]

Lake New York or Lake Niagara. Lake America, makes no sense, as its too broad a term for such a small body of water.
Lake Niagara actually sounds good.

[888theGreat]

he is having a temper tantrum. he didn't get his way.

[msc545]

He only names things after himself or after stuff he likes. I don't think he likes my Ivanka that much anymore.

[msc545]

Well, the idiot just decided to name it Lake America.

[blackeagle007]

A bet I would’ve won

[msc545]

Yes, you would have definitely won that bet. Who knew you were going to do something like this? I guess Ivanka is relieved anyway.

[888theGreat]

Well then it should be named Lake Shitmyself or Lake MAGA, or Lake Trumper.

[msc545]

@888theGreat how about Lake Loser?

[exitseven]

Lake Detroit would be better.

[canamlusciouslad73]

At least few Detroiters voted for Trump !!!

[blackeagle007]

@canamlusciouslad73 unfortunately many have. Detroit is in the state I’m in. I see Trump signs everywhere

[canamlusciouslad73]

White folk in trailer trash areas and some blue-collar, inner-ring suburbs.(And a few c**ns who don't know better !!!)

[blackeagle007]

@canamlusciouslad73 this used to be nice quiet state until Trump came

[canamlusciouslad73]

I know.

[Sickworld]

Lake Melania the prostitute

[canamlusciouslad73]

Lake Slobbius The First !!!

[Pohjolan]

Lake of lib tears.

[BonzoInBitburg]

Lake Hormuz

[fish5505_87]

Lake Maples.