How do guys ride bicycles?

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How do you guys ride a bike without hurting your penises or your balls? I have always wondered this since I was 12. I wanted to ask my uncle, but I knew it would sound too inappropriate. So I decided to ask on here, for any guys that ride bikes or if you're a police officer that rides a bike through the city.

Does it hurt when you first sit on the seat or you scoot up to the front of the seat so your testicles and penis can hang there?

andreasderjuengere · Accepted Answer

You see the shape of a modern bike saddle. And you may know that our parts of pride are arranged to flex and to be flexible.
If you were to ride naked: one ball hangs on each side with the penis constantly swinging from left to right - while you: a- focus to keep your knees sufficiently 'outside' and b- stay on the road.
More common is to wear clothing:
the fancy rider's pants are tight, so that all equipment is kept as a 'bundle' and mostly restricted from moving to prevent chafe marks.
With regular clothing it's similar as long as we wear underwear.
This works well enough until the moment when we did not notice that major pothole.
And this will... fucking hurt us.

Billy96 · Accepted Answer

I first read this im like huh? 😹
But i kinda understand ur question.. like couple other dudes said we sit on our butt
Penis and the balls dont get in the way at all lol 😂
They just lay between my legs or lap.
My female cousin asked me that one a few years ago lol
She's like dont ur balls get crushed?😹😂😹😂

tartaarsaus · Answer

You don’t actually sit on your testes, rather the butt. The testes and penis don’t actually flop underneath your legs.

At least, I have done that for most days in the last 15 years and do not know anyone, nor have I ever seen anyone afaik, seen a guy riding on their balls.

COMMODOREII · Answer

It depends on the seat yes but they tend to just lay on the seat really. Your whole weight is actually on your bum and not your balls or dick. I always thought guys bikes should be the ones the had a bar that went down and not across that way if you fell off the seat you wouldn't crush your package. 😂

SALIM28 · Answer

I really don't know myself but it doesn't get in way

Anonymous · Answer

Oh my gosh 😂 This reminds me of when i was 12 i would ride my bike in the backyard. i once hopped on my bike by swinging my leg over and jumping a bit on the seat...

yeah... i was hurting 😅 i had roughly put weight on my sensitive bits, fell off my bike, and curled up on the dirt for a loooong time.

Sooo... boys can get (really really) hurt if we’re too fast/uncareful. But if we only GENTLY lean forward or just sit on our butt, all is good!!

GreenGold1992 · Answer

I could ask you something very similar, how do girls ride bikes without hurting your vaginas which are supposedly so sensitive?

Anonymous · Answer

my dick is big lol but no, it doesn't hurt i dont sit on my penis, so thats different :D dont worry , it doesn't hurt

scooogy · Answer

I guess only micro-penisses might have issues with this since their scrotum isn't as flexible as fully grown ones.

Shy_Steve · Answer

We position our penis and balls just sitting in front on the seat because if we sat on our balls it would be very painful and our penis is just laying on top of them so its all comfortable.

Fukaroo · Answer

Easy, our nuts aren't located on our ass.

Lunatic1 · Answer

We set ourselves up so it doesn't hurt us. Though we still can be hurt by a bad bounce.

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