Is the stock market about to crash again, whether tariffs or no tarrifs?

[NicholasRedone]

I know I've sold out my shares this morning and switched back to cash. I'm hopeful though in coming months if I do dip my foot back in to stocks, just like my consumer spending: I don't like buying American / American made. After all, China and others are cheaper 😂😅 in my world my part of the world. I shop not at dollar stores lol yet at discount department stores, cheap grocery stores. I'm not even a money hungry guy and im no thrifty. No financial advice merely narrating my own activity in selling my shares to cash options holdings mix.

Yes the stock market is due to crash soon 🔜😔

As they say, sell in May and go away, and maybe don't even come back to USA stocks lol 😆

Hold hold hold always they teach you to hold stocks and live off the earnings.

I just wanted a D poll option like D or DD breasts. Lol.

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UPDATE: Keep in mind folks, this is an Entertainment Question only and not at all prediction, not stock advice, not reading advice, not trading advice, not even any advice or definition of, purely an entertainment spitball question as much as anyone who likes banter or talking shop, about markets or capitalism 🥱🥱

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And I'm a socialist lol 😂😆

[BonzoInBitburg]

I'm not convinced of a crash. We've gone from bullish in December to bearish in February and it's recovered nicely in May. If trade deals are made the markets will likely go up and off there's no deals eminent, the markets will react accordingly but a crash is unlikely.

[NicholasRedone]

@BonzoInBitburg I think personally it's my time to not ever jump back into American shares if I can help it lol for the rest of my life I prefer China, Thailand made goods and obviously Australian. America seems like it's past it, on the way out, dusty, old, replaceable and off-colour, and irrelevant

[NicholasRedone]

Please note question updated for clarity and entertainment emphasises

[Sunrising]

I think you must have heard something about the markets, and I've just informed my personal stockbroker to sell sell sell, a crash is imminent! Thank you so much for the advice! I'm investing in Fort Knox, no crashes here, all expansion and profits 🤣 I wish!

[NicholasRedone]

@Sunrising you're just my velcro-troll aren't you? 🧌 😉 Always a comedian

[Sunrising]

I'm always full of laughs 🤣

[Sunrising]

I think all the tariffs have been reduced thank goodness, but regarding shares I haven't a clue and I don't play the markets.

[NicholasRedone]

@Sunrising man, I realise I'm the few my age who read and still sometimes read newspaper print and online and even TV news - I could've sworn I heard the tariffs are "delayed" or "90 days" or "something about delayed tariffs" lol or "June July tariffs" again google the terms lol 😂😆

[Sunrising]

You're probably right, I would transform the world right all the wrongs on the world if people would vote for me 🤣

[Anonymous]

Harvest time again for the billionaire elite. Though its a bit soon even for them as covid was 3 years ago and we've just had the Ukraine, Israel and other wars.

[strateguy632]

Nah, in fact a month later it is fine not "about to" as fear monger main stream nedia!

[seeyounexttuesday]

this aged well, lol.