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She friendzoned me but calls 3 hours a night, tells me personal sexual info and still wants to build up a friendship, is there any chance of romance?
So I've started talking to this girl, and on our first date, her phone rang and she didn't answer, she said it was another guy she was also dating 2 weeks prior but she is still keeping her options open, she then told me...
"Queen Bee" my new heroine idea. What do you think?
This is very new idea, i haven't thought this through much. So this woman meets the Kalorians of the First Foundation (The most absurdly advanced alien species in the Universe, and seen elsewhere in my book), and they...
Do you think my aunt is being dramatic?
Back in 2017 I noticed blood in my stool. So much that it could just hear it squirt out. I went to the Dr and they had me do a colonoscopy, and they found nothing. Ever since then I would get blood in my stool here and...
Are there really no faucets in the toilets of Western countries?
I Heard that after they shit in the toilet, they don't Wash their asses with water, they only wipe with napkins in the USA and Europe. Wow is this true? If so how do they do hyigene? In my country there are little faucet...
Am I being ghosted?
I met a guy through a friend in a club. He dropped me home and asked to come in to use the bathroom. He asked to kiss me. I agreed. He ended him pleasuring me with his hands but I did not want to sleep with him he went...
Should I tell my boss about my fuck up, or wait and see if she finds out?
I'm gonna try in make this as short as I can. I work for a commercial cleaning company. We use bucket less mops, so you pour the solution into the mop, and press a button to squirt it on the floor then mop it. You're...
Do guys presume every woman will squirt? Is it a sign of inexperience?
I don't squirt! So it bugs me when guys start talking about how they gonna do this and that and make me squirt. Do they presume all women do? Or is it a preference they want? Cos it puts me off a guy (thinking that's his...
Do you like woolly plums?
Excuse my bad English, I a learned it from a book. But in my country we enjoy eating a fruit called "eirin gwlanog" which translates as woolly plums in English. I not know usual English word. Woolly plums are very sweet...
Does this sound serious?
Like 6 Years ago I had a little bit of blood In my stool. I didn't think much of it. A little while longer I got really bad diarrhea with a LOT of blood. I went to my doctor and he had me have a colonoscopy. They found...
"new law that says children under 18 cannot use social media" Bad idea or?
Sooo just a thing I saw on the news. And I, personally... think this is not a good idea. Not because kids would be getting on my nerves and now bullying each other physically instead of digitally like the old days... but...
Did you learn to shake your ketchup and mustard bottle every time?
Or do you still sometimes forget too and you still have these bottles squirting all over your food? 😂 I have personally learned to shake every bottle every single time before use 😌☝️
Women Are Into You
So a lot of you guys are always worried or wondering if women are ever into you or want to know about you, and the answer is Yes, they do. But there is a catch: it may not always be in the way you would want or expect...
I feel like I'm failing my puppy?
I feel like I'm failing him and being an awful trainer. I have a 5 month old labradoodle, he's very high energy and is a sweet playful dog. The real issue now is he is biting and nipping at especially me. I've...
Am I Hurting for a Squirting? Is this dress to sexy to wear to new years eve party?
Wearing this out tonight and this is and somebody said on Instagram that I'm hurting for a Squirting, not sure what it means but sounded dirty. Others joined in as it was apparently funny. I love this dress and don't want...
Anyone have trouble with the swiffer wetjets?
That mop with the velcro pad that goes on bottom and it has the squirter thing. All it does is smear shit around on the floor. I mean if you change out the pad every 8ft it works better, but that's ridiculous.
Do you hurt yourself by accident?
In police academies across the country, it's common for cadets to at some point be pepper sprayed where they then have to complete a series of tasks that require gross motor skills and the ability to continue thinking...
Do you pay much attention to your surroundings when on your phone?
I was looking at my phone while washing my hands and I just squirted ketchup all over my hands and rubbed them together mistaking the bottle for the dishwashing soap 😂 The smell eventually gave it away. Good lawd i hate...
Was I wrong for it, and will we be okay?
So things have been a little rocky with my old work partner for like a month now. The last day we worked 1-on-1 together was incredible, but ended up with him telling kids to draw on me. They did, I said I'd get him back....
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