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A. Make out - Let him kiss you, lips and neck for 1 minute.

B. Belly button kiss - Let him kiss your belly button for 1 minute.

C. Butt cleavage kiss - Let him kiss your butt cheeks for 1 minute.

4. Boob flash - Flash him your boobs and let him touch them for 10 seconds.

5. Hand and foot massage - Let him give you a hand and foot massage for 5 minutes.

6. Leg massage - Let him give you a leg massage for 5 minutes.

7. Buy your underwear - Take off your bra + panties (discreetly) and let him have them.

This Sunday/tomorrow I’m going on a dinner date/ I’ve been speaking to a girl for a week and she wants to meet. I don’t want to get my hopes up as then you just get disappointed BUTT:

She is really pretty, seems polite and nice and replies fast.
she doesn’t seem confident with guys, a sign she doesn’t have a past. I don’t want my girl to have been touched by another man, she has to be a virgin. I am confident in bed and big 🍆 and tall but I don’t want my woman touched. A woman should belong to one man only!

She also just likes chilling at home and doesn’t have many hobbies or interests - signs of a simple chill girl I can be myself with
She also dresses classy and tasteful not too crazy or anything.

I have a feeling she’s the type of girl that could help me in the future work on what I’ve got going on and be a team player. Like she will adapt more to my life.
She also seems happy to have a big family

TL;DR At the bottom.

Don't get me wrong, I've met TONS of stupid people in real life. But people online seem to be on a whole nother level.

Like when people in real life don't like me they'll just say they don't like me/insult me/tell me to fuck off/whatever and move on quickly. That or they'll just ignore me or avoid me. But people online will write multiple spaced paragraphs about how much they hate me and how much of a piece of shit they think I am and how much better they are than me.

I've also seen like guys online who don't even wipe their ass after taking a shit because they think that "it's gay to touch their butt." No one I met in real life has had this mindset, even the stupidest person I ever met in real life.

In some cases you could say people are joking, but in other cases they're not. Like if a person says an absurd thing once, they could be joking. But when they start getting super defensive and spend hours having back and forths with people online and possibly even making death threats, then I don't think they're joking anymore.

People online also seem to be extremely cruel. Like I remember some people online saying stuff like "I don't give a shit if children are raped because I hate children anyway, so fuck them. Child molestors are doing society a favor, people need to stop having kids. The younger generations are all a bunch of pussies and snowflakes and we don't need any more of them." And when people called them out they spent hours arguing back and forth. No one I met in real life is this psychotic.

So yeah... I've met stupid people in real life, but people online, holy shit...

TL;DR From my personal experience, no, people in real life aren't as stupid as people online. I've known a lot of dumb motherfuckers in real life too, don't get me wrong, but people online are on a whole nother level.