Girls, where do you keep your dildos?

[Apple1996]

Mine are out in a basket in my room. I'm not shy about having them at all. I know a lot of girls hide them tho

[Anonymous]

I only like uncut dildoes because cut cocks are mutilated monstrosities.

I keep them in my boiler room

[Apple1996]

You know that almost all dildos just have pulled back foreskin?

[Opinion Owner]

I didn't realize that... do you like foreskins?

[Apple1996]

Yesss, but I wouldn't pick a man based off that since most men didn't have a choice if they were cut or not. My kids are both uncut cuz i dont agree with it

[Opinion Owner]

You're a good mom.

I don't judge men by if they're cut, but I judge the hell out of moms who inflict this on their sons.

[Ankitasingh466]

My dildo is always in my bae's underwear. Best part is that dildo size is adjustable.

[Apple1996]

Must be a very realistic dildo then 🤣

[Ankitasingh466]

Oh it is. We have to put a condom on that or else magic will happen.

[Fiveanddrive5]

I see what you did there

[ItsyBits]

Under some clothes in the back of my bottom dresser drawer 😂

[TonyMetal86]

Virgin girls do not have dildos, they wait to meet the real man and get married tham have the real thing 😏

[Apple1996]

I was using other things as dildos when I was a virgin

[TonyMetal86]

What are these things since you can't insert anything if your a virgin?

[Apple1996]

So untrue. I got fingered so many time before my hymen broke, I literally thought I didn't have one

[TonyMetal86]

That's weird... are you sure you were a virgin? Once you can insert something inside, it means your hymen is broken!

[Apple1996]

Oo it doesn't my hymen just stretched around fingers and tampons until one day I got with this guy with huge fingers and next thing I'm sitting in his lap covered in blood, I lied and told him it was my period I was to embrassed to tell him

[TonyMetal86]

Why were you embarrassed? You should of been proud of your virginity, i desire a virgin girl a lot more than a girl who isen't because it really feels good that no one touched or made sex with this girl before me and of course she's a marriage material.

[Apple1996]

He didn't take my virginity just cuz he broke my hymen

[TonyMetal86]

I know and that's not what i meant...

You girls should be proud when you remain virgins till you find the right one or until marriage.

[Apple1996]

I guess I was a rebel teen, I'm just lucky that I got pregnant and settled down

[TonyMetal86]

That's good... are you a housewife now?

[Apple1996]

Yep watch my kids 24/7 with 0 help. Even my husband admits my job is harder then his

[TonyMetal86]

mmm, good lady 😊
Your a princess and you know it, yes i believe you that it's harder... there shall be a housewife international day 😉

[Apple1996]

U got a wifey?

[TonyMetal86]

Used to... now i've been 5 years alone and hoping to find in the future a real person who believes in eternal marriage and she will surely become a housewife.

[Apple1996]

Awh I hope you find a good girl

[TonyMetal86]

Thanks dear i hope so...

[bananathunder]

in my SO vagina...

[bananathunder]

Thanks for the MHO!

[Apple1996]

Banana you get all my MHO

[bananathunder]

Awwww you are too sweet

[Apple1996]

It's only cuz your the banana to my apple

[bananathunder]

Lolololol that is too funny 😎

[dannyjett]

I'd hope they keep it handy, readily available for me to start using it on them

[Apple1996]

Haha what if she wanted to use them on you

[dannyjett]

That's a private conversation. 😂😂

[Anonymous]

I carry mine shoved down the front of my jeans.
It freaks the guys out.

[Apple1996]

I'm sure most guys would love that

[Smf1989]

i would

[Smf1989]

I would want my girl to put it wherever she wants them

[Apple1996]

What about in your car?

[Smf1989]

I would be okay with that

[Apple1996]

Lol sounds like a terrible idea

[Smf1989]

why is that

[Apple1996]

I feel like some would melt together if it's hot were u live

[Apple1996]

Definitely ruin some leather seats. My car is the most expensive thing I own so I wouldn't risk it

[Smf1989]

i may have some ideas where to keep them

[Apple1996]

Haha where

[Smf1989]

maybe I would tell u in a message

[Smf1989]

or i would use them on her

[pizzalovershouse]

yes but if people have young kuds they hide them so it's not awkward to try an ask your kid why they are playing with it an tell a young child what it is cuz you won't be able to say oh it's my toy I use for intimate, fun

[Apple1996]

Lol it's not that awkward I tell my 4 year old it's a massager

[Jjpayne]

I have mine put away in a special place, and no I am not tell you where that is apple1996

[Apple1996]

Lol common I want to steal them

[Jjpayne]

um… mine is kind of... um... well fixed into where it is at...

[johnieohm]

i find ir better to use them during intercourse to give a much more intense orgasm

[fauchelevent]

All our sex toys are in our bedside table.

[Jenny4455]

Mine just live in a draw. I don't try to hide them

[Billy96]

Can u tell me what dils are for?
What are they made of and I'm. guessing there's different kinds?

[Blueymusic]

In my underwear drawer where I don’t lose them 😂

[Straight_Shooter]

I love that you're so chill about them.

[Apple1996]

I like to masterbate and I'm open about it

[Straight_Shooter]

That's cool

[CT_CD]

Mine is just stuck to the wall

[Apple1996]

Classy

[Poormanscomedian]

Why do you need that if you are married?

[Apple1996]

Lots of married people do. Especially army wives.

[Poormanscomedian]

Ok , explained

[Apple1996]

Toys are also fun to play with each other

[TonyMetal86]

Married women would throw all their dildos in trash because they a real man's package and they love it, their plastic toys is 0% compared to the real thing.

If your a wife of a soldier that is out of the country for months, i don't blame you for using toys to masturbate as long as your 100% faithfull and loyal to you man and when he returns, you will dump all these gadgets and feel the real thing and have sex with your man.

[Apple1996]

@TonyMetal86 having toys while fucking its the best tho. My guy doesn't mind it

[TonyMetal86]

Your free but that's not right, who needs toys while have true sex... that's my own opinion.

Unless he couldn't make you reach orgasm or maybe you needed more stimulations.

[Apple1996]

@TonyMetal86 I can cum from just penatration but having a vibrator going too is the best feeling. Nothing can top it honestly

[Poormanscomedian]

No use of hubby getting leave then

[jackinoff]

Fuck you're so naughty

[Apple1996]

Nope I'm a good girl

[jackinoff]

And I'm the pope

[Hannajenky]

I don’t own any

[Apple1996]

Why not

[Hannajenky]

I never needed one lmao

[Apple1996]

Lol no one needs one. It's just for fun

[Glen68]

My wife keeps hers in the drawer of her nightstand

[Anonymous]

In a drawer next to the bed.

[DizzyDesii]

Im not into sex toys

[Apple1996]

🤔why not

[DizzyDesii]

Just not for that

[Apple1996]

Not even a vibrator?

[DizzyDesii]

Nope. I only want the guys fingers, tongue or dick 🤷‍♀️

[analyzingall]

On my headboard lmao

[Anonymous]

Under my pants