Why does it seem most straight men like big butts on girls?

[Anonymous]

I guess I'm the only straight guy who likes small bums?

1. These girls can't wipe their butts properly. Due to the strenuous effort these big booty Judy's have put worth to wipe their butts, it's just too much work. They just let old poop sit in their butt forever.

2. They don't live a healthy lifestyle. Why do you think their butt is big? Obviously from eating junk food and being lazy.

3. They will break all of the furniture in your house, especially chairs and toilet seats.

Those are just three reasons off of the topic of my head why I won't date a girl with a big butt. Maybe if these girls lost weight from their crap factory, they would be date material.

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@Anonymous I was just trollin'! I actually love big butts. I want to see yours.

[Anonymous]

I have a big butt because im a runner. No guy I've ever been with has complained about it. I get a lot of compliments on it actually

[Asker]

I know they do! I admitted it in my question.

How do you run with raw poop sitting in your butt? That must be uncomfortable.

[Giraffegal]

Me too! I excerise quite a bit and a big booty considering my age (18) I also get a lot of compliments from it and my boyfriend likes it! I think your comment is a little judgemental! Also, I do have a big butt but I don't meet you three worry criteria!

[Opinion Owner]

How do you speak with so much crap coming out of your mouth? I think you're just mad you can't find a girl with a nice bum.

[Asker]

@Anonymous Certainly, you can't reach around those thick booty-walls and wipe that rump roast, can you?

[Opinion Owner]

You're disgusting... And by the the way to answer your question men are biologically attracted to big butts because it means the woman is fertile and can run. It's a cave man thing.

[Asker]

If it's "biological", then why don't I like them? When I give my girl a rim job, I PREFER not to have a stinky, choco-mouth.

[Opinion Owner]

Because just because it's biological doesn't necessarily mean it applied to you... By it explains why it applies to the majority

[Asker]

No, you're wrong. Most girls are wrong about everything. Stink-butt! Lol.

[Opinion Owner]

You're an asshole good luck with that.

[Izzy2102]

lol that was just funny.

But ya I agree it's a bit random and it's all the media

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H0PXe8M408

[Asker]

Right! I'm assuming your poop-cutter is small, cute and petite, right?

[Anonymous]

These girls you're talking about are fat and obese girls. There's a massive difference in being a fat ass and having a fat ass.

[Asker]

I know there is a difference and that wasn't what I was referring to. I was talking about girls with a slim waist and a massive corn-wagon, similar to Nicki Minaj and Kim Kardashian. Their toilets probably vomit in DISGUST when they sit on them.

[Opinion Owner]

I doubt those girls were born that way anyway. a lot of surgery. Just like the women who have boobs that each one is like double the size of her head so she looks like she'll topple over. Anything over the top by surgery usually doesn't look great.

[Asker]

That still doesn't stop the fact they look disgusting.

[Opinion Owner]

Well after you put your pic up and let us girls decide if you're disgusting or not and what a man is "supposed" to look like, you can talk, til then, no.

[Asker]

Here is a picture of my gorgeous face.

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[Opinion Owner]

Lmao and you're talking about fat ass? No wonder you know so much about it. Anyway, double chins, huge cheeks and a uni brow are hardly something many straight women are attracted to either... So yea, once you fix all your shit and not look like that then maybe you'll have more standing when you say some women look disgusting or whatever...

[Asker]

I beg to differ. I look better than Channing Tatum. And unlike this disgustingly large-bootied girls, I CAN wipe, walk and sit down properly!

[TheDevilInside]

To each their own. Live and let live. After all, we let you live with your idiocy

[MadeInAmerica]

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You really shouldn't open your mouth. Crap comes out it.

[Ihav2fart]

Count me out, I like a nice cute petite tight booty

[Asker]

WOO HOO!

[Ihav2fart]

Thanks!

[one12oh6]

I'm not sure who you're referring to but, my ex had a rather large butt and she could out run and lift more than most guys on this site. She also lead a very healthy lifestyle and ate a very clean diet. The reason she has a big butt is due to her years of high school volleyball (squats and jumping) and soccer (more squats and sprinting)

[Kountry_King]

That's a preference dude you don't like em but you probably look. And just because she has a big beautiful ass doesn't mean she's unhealthy it could be genetics or whatever and any lazy dirty person can have a shitty ass If you don't wipe it properly lol , like i said you and every other man have a preference for what they like in women

[Bryce010]

Lmao, too funny and also true. You can look at a larger persons arms as they walk and as they swing by their ass you know if they can actually reach their blow hole. That's actually a sick topic.. if you think in pictures. It does explain the odd faces that a child makes while waiting in lines behind a pork chop.

[Sebers12]

Bullshit! Size of butts doesn't determinate any wiping skills. Girls with small asses suck at wiping as well.

[Anonymous]

I'm definitely a fan of the small, tight, shapely ass on a girl. The butts that look like they belong on livestock are not for me.

[PizzaGuy22]

I just want it to be firm when I grab the FUK OUT OF IT

[Anonymous]

Tbh not all big butts are fatty. A lot of them are MUSCLE. What's up with the wiping? Like tf.

[Anonymous]

Your intelligence is mind blowing