Where can I find sluts on a college campus?

[Trailblazer23]

I want some very slutty girls to use their experience on me.

[Illusive_Man]

Are you a sailor lol?
"ARRGGGH , alright me laddies , lets hit up the closest establishment for some LOOSE WOMEN"

Go find yourself an "establishment" , there's one in every school.

[Anonymous]

Sluts would find you instead..

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[Illusive_Man]

on the contrary , there's just all these random people asking if I want to "blaze" , "hit a doozie" , "light one" or "cruise in the clouds"

[Yeatts]

lol look for the stuck up girly girls :P... jk try the bar I'm sure you can find some slut to girls there. Just use protection because you don't know where her vagina has been.

[Trailblazer23]

lol I will try the bar. I like to give oral though so maybe I should skip that with a slut?

[Yeatts]

Yeah definitely a slut's vagina is about as trustworthy as a lawyer.

[Chick180]

Are you hot? If yes, go to a bar and sweet talk a girl. If not, find something else to do.

[rthomas43]

This.
Ugly guys get no play at the bars unless they pick up a girl with a BAC of 2.0+.

[Trailblazer23]

How am I supposed to know if I am hot? I am not fat, have nice smooth skin, dress well, stand 5'11'', am white caucasian male, take care of teeth, and have lots of energy and like to dance.

I guess I think I am HOT! lol

[Chick180]

Look in the mirror.

[Trailblazer23]

I do and stare at my pretty face all the time and think "god you are so handsome!"

[Chick180]

Yeah... Lots of 'not hot' people do that too.

[rthomas43]

Just ask yourself, "Do I look like @rthomas43?"

If so, you're solid =p

[rthomas43]

I swear I'm not this much of a douche in real life...

[Chick180]

What's a BAC of 2.0+ btw?
@rthomas43

[rthomas43]

Blood Alcohol Content (or Concentration)

.08 is legally drunk. 2.0 is blitzed.

[Trailblazer23]

I am hot baby like a jalapeno pepper my hotness will overpower you and I will dance with you sexy.

BAM!

[Chick180]

Okay, don't say that to the 'sluts' you're trying to pick up, aight?

[Trailblazer23]

lol I will tell them they are sexy instead of me lol

[PiuBelloAmante]

you are 22, go to the bar!
or a frat basement lol! good luck

[blondfrog]

You have to go to a big university like Princeton college LOL

[g3a9j7]

when all else fails Tri Delt

[Trailblazer23]

how do I get in?

[g3a9j7]

the door

[rthomas43]

At the local bars or clubs on Thursday nights.

[unlucky555]

Sounds like you tried them

[rthomas43]

@unlucky555

Haha nah, never been a fan of the bar and club scene.

[Trailblazer23]

fuck mate it is too late I have to wait a whole week. Why not Friday nights?

[rthomas43]

Depends on where you attend university. I go to a briefcase university, so Fridays are dead here. Might not be the case where you are.

[Trailblazer23]

man do you bang mad sluts all the time?

[rthomas43]

Haha nah. I have a girlfriend.

[DontDropIt]

They're hanging in the library duh

[Anonymous]

At your nearest Tri Delt house of course :P

[Trailblazer23]

what is that?

[Slowliquid]

They're too busy getting raped by their frat counterparts

[Opinion Owner]

Hahaha It's a sorority house.

[Trailblazer23]

how do I get into this house?

[Opinion Owner]

Lol go to a frat party and they'll show up.

[Trailblazer23]

im not join to a frat

[Opinion Owner]

You don't have to join a frat lol just a frat guy to be your friend and let you in the house.

[Anonymous]

They are everywhere dude! It's 2015...

[JackKerouac77]

Math department

[Anonymous]

Tinder😂😂😂

[Entrieton]

At bars, clubs.