How to pick up Muslim girls?

[MrJohn87]

I'm from Sweden and we have many Muslim girls here. But I can't figure out how to get them.

[cheapshotbob]

i have wondered this myself, now i know im not a muslim and i have a church i gt too but i often wonder if im liking a girl who is muslim is it allowed or not seeing how my faith and hers are so conflicted.

now i realize the culture is 100% opposite to mine in a lot of ways but i often wonder how would it work if i did find myself liking a muslim girl.

[MrJohn87]

Step one is still to pick her up

[DooMguy]

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Just do what they'd do, basically you get a truck drive it into a load of muslims then you get a muslim girl after, simple

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[MrJohn87]

Like 70 virgins?

[DooMguy]

That's the right idea

harem =/= haram

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But remember, you have to drive the truck peacefully

[MrJohn87]

Right. Are you like Swedish or something?

[DooMguy]

nope, but I can pretend to be swedish if you want

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[i_research]

You go to her father, and ask for her hand.
If she is not religious, then it's the same as any other girl' but might be a bit different if she comes from traditional family.

The best way to do so would be to learn about the girl.

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True

[Bigprince]

Tell them you can make a bomb from milk and goat cheese, then blow up the bathroom.. lol

[Anonymous]

an orthodox Muslim girl cannot date a non Muslim, Like death penalty cannot

[MrJohn87]

So I need to convert or can I fake it?

[Opinion Owner]

You'd need to convert, and follow sharia

[MrJohn87]

I can't just fake it for some time?

[Opinion Owner]

if you want her to be killed sure lol

[MrJohn87]

Maybe I can convert her

[Opinion Owner]

that would be hard, and you would have to be prepared to take full responsibility for her and give her a place to live, cause her family is not gonna accept that and would prolly try to kill her

[MrJohn87]

Damn this is hard

[Opinion Owner]

Yup, they're very big on the "in group, out group" thing. In a lot of Muslim cultures they'd be punished just for talking to you.

[yofuknutz]

Better carry a gun

[Anonymous]

You got to have skills that's for sure

[Amitsurana]

if that gonna work.. it might had been used by them..

[Barrabus_the_Free]

Why would you want to?

[MrJohn87]

Do you like Christmas?

[Barrabus_the_Free]

No. What's that got to do with anything?

[MrJohn87]

You don't know what you get before you open the package.

[Barrabus_the_Free]

Lulzy. Good one.

[yofuknutz]

@MrJohn87 do you have experience in the matter any tips for the rest of us?

[Anonymous]

Gonna have to go ask her father.

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True

[Anonymous]

Have you ever gone bowling?

[Anonymous]

You have to look bomb ass.

[moonpie89]

Good luck

[J9inva]

Don’t try.