Step one is still to pick her up
Like 70 virgins?
That's the right idea harem =/= haramimg1.wikia.nocookie.net/.../Allah_Ackbar.jpgBut remember, you have to drive the truck peacefully
Right. Are you like Swedish or something?
nope, but I can pretend to be swedish if you wantxt.wykop.pl/.../Captain_Sweden_trM4Nh9DBc,q250.jpg
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So I need to convert or can I fake it?
You'd need to convert, and follow sharia
I can't just fake it for some time?
if you want her to be killed sure lol
Maybe I can convert her
that would be hard, and you would have to be prepared to take full responsibility for her and give her a place to live, cause her family is not gonna accept that and would prolly try to kill her
Damn this is hard
Yup, they're very big on the "in group, out group" thing. In a lot of Muslim cultures they'd be punished just for talking to you.
Do you like Christmas?
No. What's that got to do with anything?
You don't know what you get before you open the package.
Lulzy. Good one.