Which cucumber would you like to have?

[Anonymous]

(Number 1 is on the left, number 5 is on the right) :)

This is in the dating section, because your date showed up with it as a surprise for you.
So which one would you like to be surprised with?

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Some people are taking this the wrong way. This is about salads and sandwiches.
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[akadatank44]

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Just stop it ladies!

[Asker]

It's a noble cause. :)

[TigBitties]

Definitely #5 on the far right. It would be perfect for cooking with, so I could an appetizer while we're talking.

[Asker]

Exactly. Don't bring your girl flowers, bring her a big cucumber.

[SleepyChan]

The first one. I'm putting a nice orange mask on my face and I'm going to need some cucumber slices for my eyes.

[Asker]

That's the one I'd choose for my eyes, also.

[CountessSarah]

5! Challenge accepted.

[Asker]

That one the girl is holding looks tempting, also. :)

[Shaft50]

Number 5, because I could get at least two salads out of that...

[Asker]

Smart guy. Number 5 is too much for one person. It'd be perfect size for two ladies to share, though.

[Shaft50]

I would gladly serve up a dish like that...

[Asker]

I'm sure they'd love it. Would you have some, too, or would you just watch them?

[Shaft50]

I may just watch... or serve up some meat as well

[Asker]

It's nice to sit back and watch people enjoy what you've created. It makes you feel like you've really accomplished something great. You might even consider taking pics or video of it. You could look back on it at a later date. It would be a source of inspiration.

[Shaft50]

Exactly... it makes you feel appreciated. Sometimes it can be overwhelming especially if they have brought their appetites. Other times, if they are so engrossed in the treat that I provided, conversation can be minimal with their mouths full...

[Asker]

Just keep the ladies happy, and they'll keep coming back for more of your cucumber salad.

[Shaft50]

Exactly... and it's healthy and good for their skin

[Asker]

I'm shocked that they haven't yanked this question yet.
They yanked my other one today. lol
A bunch of babies complained about it. It was all just a joke.

[Shaft50]

What was the reason for having your question jerked off GaG?

[Asker]

It wasn't the question, it was the pics.
But I can assure you, I've seen 10 times worse on this site.
It all depends on who complains. A girl today said she had her post removed twice, just for using the word, "fetish." LMAO

I can believe it. This site is nuts.

[Shaft50]

That's crazy... complaining about that word is a dick move... I've seen that word so often here it's not funny..

[Asker]

No shit. And her "fetish" was about the most mildest thing I've ever heard of.
Let me see if I can find you the link. lol

[Asker]

Well, that only took about 4 seconds. I thought it would have been buried.
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I'm the one who asked how the hell that word was so bad.

[juliedoesmore]

I would love the one on the right, but i am a crossdressing girly man who thinks i am bi sexual. i have used many toys in my life and it turns me on more when they are big.

[Asker]

Oh. I never even thought of that. I was talking about sandwiches.
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[juliedoesmore]

sandwiches? sliced it would matter so much, depends on how big of a sandwich you want or how much salad. sorry if i took it the wrong way, can't help it, i am a sick puppy anyway.

[Asker]

Yeah, this is all about culinary arts.
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[Anonymous]

When I surprise my girlfriend with a cucumber, I'll usually pick out one like your number one. She likes those the best.

[Asker]

Why not get her number five? It's longer than number one.

[Opinion Owner]

She said that anything over a certain size is a waste, because her salad bowl can only hold so much.

[Asker]

That's very true. Some girls have bigger salad bowls than others. It's nice of you to consider her and what fits her needs.

[RedThread]

The one way on the right. It's big and juicy enough for my liking.

[InfoBot]

Any girl that can't take all 5 is a virgin.

#Facts

[Asker]

This is about salads. I think you might be referring to salad dressing?
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[InfoBot]

I prefer hot dogs

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[Asker]

Eww In a salad?

[achromic]

Why stop at one? I want the first and the forth, they'd make a great salad.

[coolbreeze2]

I want the cucumber she has

[Asker]

There are two she's.

[coolbreeze2]

lower one

[Asker]

You talkin' about the cuke or the cleavage?
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[coolbreeze2]

i'm bi so both are good

[Anonymous]

I have a nice cucumber, and I want to offer it to you, please accept it.

[Asker]

I have a guy bringing me over a nice cucumber, tonight. So I don't want to get greedy.

[Opinion Owner]

I know you are lying, I live in NYC by the way, nice to meet you.

[Asker]

I know you're lying. You don't live in NYC.

[Opinion Owner]

no, simply you can't, you are saying this to know if I really live in NYC or not, what about you, where do you live?

[Asker]

LOL Why do I care where you live?

[Opinion Owner]

maybe we can meet someday if you live near me.

[Asker]

5,000 miles away.

[Opinion Owner]

c'mon you won't lose anything if you tell me

[Asker]

No matter what I say, you won't believe me. You'll say I'm lying.

[Opinion Owner]

I won't say that, c'mon please.

[LaughingStick]

To eat? 5. Slice it thin, cube it, fry it. yum

[Himig_Ng_Pag-ibig]

Oh jeez the last girl 😋😍😌

[Anonymous]

The first one :)

[Asker]

My choice also.
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[SarahsSummer]

Ooh, number 5 would be best. I love cucumbers.

[COCOCHANEL]

the thinnest one. thanks.

[Asker]

I guess that would be 2 or 4.

[Anonymous]

Hahaha. Another tomboy on this site.

[Asker]

What does that have to do with making a salad?

[Opinion Owner]

You are really an innocent girl. 🙃

My answer is 5th one for making salad.😎🙃

[Asker]

You could make a nice big, satisfying salad with that one.

[Opinion Owner]

Yes I can but I don't like making salad.

[AlphaStyles]

I see 😂😂😂
I hate it

[Asker]

What type of salad do you like?

[AlphaStyles]

I am not a salad type of guy
serve me salad and am instantly full

[Asker]

What about fruit salad?
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[AlphaStyles]

hmm I guess fruit salad is ok
I love the banana posture 😊😊

[juliedoesmore]

i like this picture, i would wish i were the girl i love bananas too and what she is implying

[Asker]

@juliedoesmore
Have you ever had a banana in that way?

[Anonymous]

First one.

[Asker]

That would be my pick, also.
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[JustinTheGreat]

gimme #5 ;)

[JuanFrank7]

Naughty naughty ;)

[Asker]

You don't like salad?

[JuanFrank7]

I do, I'm talking about the last picture

[CT_CD]

I love cucumbers

[Anonymous]

Pretty creative 😉

[karahiri]

... why...

[Asker]

Thanks for your thoughtful reply.

[karahiri]

Your thought-provoking question was all the fodder I needed.

[Asker]

Whenever I see a useless answer, I just know it came from a Master or a Guru. It never fails to amaze me. You hate the question, but were somehow compelled to leave a useless answer.

How many useless answers have you give today? 20? 30? lol

[karahiri]

I don't hate the question, I don't get it though. Why not directly ask about penis size which happens on here 10 times an hour? Master or Guru just has to do with the number of points racked up, not the utility of your responses. As for the number of useless responses, I can't tell you since utility is determined by the OP or whoever else read those responses.

[Asker]

I didn't ask how you get to be a guru, I was just pointing out that by for the most useless answers I've read, were from Masters and Gurus. This is not a penis question, I'd be an idiot to post the 11th penis question of the day. This, I at least thought, was a quite obvious spoof on the penis questions. I was making fun of the penis questions. Everybody got the joke and plaid along, except the guru.

[karahiri]

You could have just explained the spoof... instead you went on the defensive. Anyways, enjoy your cucumbers.

[Asker]

I didn't get defensive. I was laughing. How could ANYONE not get that his was sarcasm? lol
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[karahiri]

you clearly have not been on here long enough lol. ah, the things people post, quite literally. :x