Ladies? Would you go on a date with Elliot Witt (dating profile posted inside)?

[Unit1]

Meet Elliot Witt!
I'll post all the parts of that picture separately so you can read his dating profile.

So here's the whole picture (don't bother reading it yet)

And here are parts of it, that can be hard to read posted again for your convenience

I would go out on a date with Elliot Witt

I would go out on a date with Elliot Witt but will have low to zero expectations of it working out

I would not go out with Elliot Witt

He's *censored bleep*

Money?

[newblinds]

Is this a joke question or a serious one? The picture is an animated character, is it drawn by the person?

The profile is supposed to be funny and whimsical, irreverent, I kind of get the idea but it's not doing anything for me.

Is it a bunch of inside jokes in here, from maybe a video game? Like solace city, his name is mirage, Dionysus, khionan mushrooms...

So it's specifically for ladies who know about this fantasy world, maybe the jokes would land then?

Ladies would like that the person owns a bar, and it seems like the person just wants a casual interaction so it's good they're upfront but who knows whether that would lead to success.

He has no friends, some people think of that as a red flag.

There's a side job that's the real passion, but it's not clear what it is, not sure why it wouldn't say what it was.

Eats meat, pork chops, so that's good information for people who seek out vegans for example.

And then it goes on to an imagined future, so it seems the person doesn't know what they want, and they say as much.

And then it continues the portrayal of the character not understanding how the dating site works, some theme of talking instead of typing... another inside joke I'm guessing?

The person who wrote this might not have the skills to get a woman. I'm picturing a socially awkward individual who had an idea and got carried away with it, but I don't know that they would even consider it to be good.

Maybe they believe that being themselves, however it is expressed, would lead to a woman liking them for who they are, but it might not have worked out very well so far in their lives.

If this was a real dating profile then I'd say it seems the person doesn't seem to know what they're doing and possibly didn't have success with a regular profile, and that would be difficult for them to experience.

[Unit1]

Yep, you totally got it. It's actually a dating profile from a video game 😂 it is more or less a joke question. 😁
Thanks for stopping by!

[newblinds]

I regret it, I went in too deep, in the last part I wasn't sure if I was talking about the writer or myself😅

No worries

[JudgmentDay]

Still not enough votes and data. But I bet most will decide option C.

[tallandsweet]

He's a video game character so no, but theoretically yes.
He seems fun and cool to be around to be honest, I've shared this before, but I'd love not to have kids or to have the GUY stay at home for a change.

Good question though! And I think profiles like these are fun to read, when comparing him to my dream guy he comes close, although he's trying too hard.

[wetsock]

This is apexx 👍🏻

[Unit1]

Looks like bamboozles won't work on you 😅

[wetsock]

No bamboozles for me 😂😂😂 glad found someone who plays this game , am absolutely in love with this

[Unit1]

I main Bangalore and Caustic :>

But I am always amused when I successfully bamboozle my enemies. Or even my teammates sometimes. :> :>

[RenegadePinkPearl]

Because I think he's funny and cute. He also sound someone that sounds fun to be around.