Why can't I find a nice blonde girl to date?

[UncleJessieRabbit]

Why can't I find a nice pale white girl who has natural platinum blonde hair from head to toe, and blue eyes? On top of all that, there are hurdles and so many available single women already.

Why do I have to go through life wanting something but not being able to have or attain it?

[HotPinkDominatrxSlut]

As you can probably tell fr my picture of me I'm a white girl with very white skin natural platinum blonde hair longer than I am tall (all my hair including my eyelashes eyebrows and pussy hair are platinum blonde too) and very bright very light blue eyes. I'm already married and have kids though with Avery dark very handsome very black black man I have ever seen
So yeah I'm the blondest longest haired bluest eyed whitest most beautiful white girl and married to the darkest blackest black man. My kids are probably the next darkest people right after my husband. You can probably also tell from my picture of me I also a dominatrix and a total slut and always dress all in very super bright pink. I wear glasses that are very super bright pink and smoke cigarettes that are very super bright pink. I love pink so much I refuse to wear or own or smoke any cigarettes that aren't super bright pink.

[Marilynjuana]

Isn't life lame when you're this shallow?

[Lokibebe21]

Amen to that.

[blutwolfe]

Have you tried moving to Florida or Cali?

[Lokibebe21]

Even if she found a blonde girl with blue eyes. There is still no guarantee that the girl would like her back. Lol

[blutwolfe]

Well he said "find" lol I don't know about the rest

[UncleJessieRabbit]

He should've assumed I meant find one who would like me or reciporocate.