Girls, can you please describe to me the perfect guy to you, using these criteria?

[MCheetah]

For straight women only: Please describe to me the perfect guy to you, using this criteria. No wishy-washy, disingenuous "it doesn't mater to me" answers, please. Thank you.

"My perfect guy is
[_____] tall in height.
Around [_____] in weight.
Has a [_____] long penis.
Has [_____] hair.
Looks similar to [_____].
Works as a [_____].
And is known for his [_____] personality."

Updates

+1 y

What's with everyone putting the small penis sizes? Pretty weird.

[JosyJosy]

My perfect guy is...

5'10 tall in height.
Around his healthy bodyweight.
Has a 6 inch long penis
Has dark hair
Looks similar to... Brad Pitt/
Alfred Enoch/Bruno Mars/ Chris Hemsworth/ Taeyang
Works as a fitness coach/martial arts coach/ psychiatrist/ dietician
Known for his caring personality

[karaspara]

5 ft 10
12 stone
7 inch
Short hair
Ryan Reynolds
Builder
Jovial personality

[Jaaanellie]

I don’t give a shit about height. I’d date a 5 foot dude if he gave me short king energy. I like chubby guys, skinny guys, and muscular guys. An important thing is an expressive face. Like a hot smirk and defined eyes. I don’t mind shy guys as long as they can eventually learn to be confident and comfortable around me. I don’t mind the employment. But I like academics not the annoying constantly debating type though. Sporting ability is always attractive. A guy who can handle his alcohol. I’m not into much body hair honestly. Grooming is important. Humour is a big thing for me too. I’m a very jokey person. I want someone loyal like doesn’t have eyes on other women. I want someone who is into me but not overly sexually active. Also not into anything overly kinky because I’m pretty conservative. I don’t like being dominant or submissive. I want to be equals with someone. The biggest turn off of is someone who acts like a dominant toxic big man.

[Jaaanellie]

As for dick size at least 6 inches and not hairy

[charltonhestonsgma]

My perfect guy is
[6'9] tall in height.
Around [140-230 lbs] in weight.
Has a [6 inch] long penis.
Has [dark] hair.
Looks similar to [machine gun kelly, but if he was ethnic].
Works as a [ herpetologist or entomologist].
And is known for his [transparent] personality."

[muscularbumblebee]

"My perfect guy is
[_6’5__] tall in height.
Around [___220ibs__] in weight.
Has a [__6inch___] long penis.
Has [__longish___] hair.
Looks similar to [_max kobosil____].
Works as a [_entrepreneur____].
And is known for his [__chill but friendly___] personality."

[muscularbumblebee]

250ibs whoops

[Anonymous]

"My perfect guy is
5'11 tall in height.
Around 145 lbs in weight.
Has a 6inch long penis.
Has dark hair.
Looks similar to ian somerhalder, chris Hemsworth, taeyang, taehyung
Works as an executive of something or owns a successful business.
And is known for his charming, social personality."

[iboobs]

6’0” tall
180 lbs
6 inch penis
Strawberry blonde hair
Looks similar to Lucky Blue Smith
Works as a carpenter
Loving and caring personality

[Lanadelrey26]

6'3
235
5
Dark
James Spader or Xi Jinping lol
Something to do with legal or military
Charming

[MCheetah]

Xi Jinping?

[Lanadelrey26]

Yes I like middle aged eastern Asian men. I never said I liked his politics.

[MCheetah]

6'3" tall and a 5" penis are also two pretty big extremes. It'd be like asking for a 5'3" guy with 9". Ambitious, to say the least.

[Lanadelrey26]

Uh a 5 inch penis is considered average by statistics. So it's not ambitious at all.