What’s the most embarrassing story you have?

[Anonymous]

I want to knowwww

[Jamesshinobi]

ok, so. the gate to my back yard auto locks when it swings shut and it jams some times. the girls were at their grandparent for the weekend so me and the wife were playing sado masochist shit. its a little past midnight and my backyard motion sensitive camaras go off. its the neighbors step kid probably trying to steal the gokarts out of the shed. so i grab a cross bow and a huge templar sword and run out the back yard to confront. so i am thinking in my head "you wanna piece of me" or "fuck you mother fucker" but i scream "you wanna fuck me fucker!!" i was still wearing head to toe leather gimp suit with my dick hanging out running at him with a crossbow and sword yelling "you wanna fuck me fucker!" the poor kid couldnt get out of the back yard because the gate was stuck he's trying to jump over it ha ha ha. i think we have an unspoken agreement that i won't tell his father about what he did if he dont tell about what he seen

[Anonymous]

Met a woman at a club. She was beautiful. We had a good time. Connected. Then went to her place. She apologised and confessed that she's a transwoman. I told her don't apologise for being you. We both were horny. I didn't know she was trans. So we decided to do it. I wasn't sure what to do since i had never done anal. So she decided to take the lead since her penis was bigger than mine. It was interesting and very painful.

[Asker]

Wow 😱

[Opinion Owner]

Im guessing best answer?

[Zolly99999]

A girls was giving me a blow job in a parked car and just when I was about to finish there was a knock on the window.. it was a female cop... I have no idea how long she was there but she watched the girl take the load in her mouth and swallow it.. all she asked was if everyone was ok and our ages. Then she left.

[Asker]

Lol😭

[Gent207]

Got busted by the same local cop twice doing the nasty at two different locations. I didn't remember him but he remembered me the second time and asked "new girl? I said no lol

[Asker]

Lol he was looking for you at that point 😂

[Dormiensmortem]

I have plenty of embarrassing stories, but the only one I can think of right now is when I accidentally sent a dick pic to my class chat group.

[Asker]

No wayyy😭

[kinkyoldman]

The closest I have, or can remember, is when my mom walked in on me a my sister.

[Asker]

Ummmmmmm😬😳

[kinkyoldman]

Yeah.

[kinkyoldman]

So much fun

[cootjuhh]

i shit myself trying anal first time

[Asker]

Omg nooo 😭. But it was ur first time so.

[DS_Madking]

2nd grade shit my pants infront of the class

[nisnaia]

Most embarrassing?
Never as a comment haha.