What’s a embarrassing story?

[Clairebear799]

Okay I will go first. I was at my friends house and pretty much her brother was known for taking long showers. Pretty much if someone had to use the bathroom someone could just knock and come in and do your business and nobody would look at each other.

I had to pee really really bad. He just got in and I felt bad knocking after I said I didn’t have to go I was about 16. So I did about 5 minutes later. Could not hold it anymore. I knocked he said he would hurry and I said I could just come in if that was fine. He unlocked the door and gave me the signal he was back in the shower and it was safe to come in.

I sat down on the toilet and…. I had to poop. It smelled nasty even with the fan on and I found myself apologizing to him which he said was fine. We made some small talk and it was kind of awkward but it was cool. I was super embarrassed I was on the toilet for 30 minutes. I have gone in to pee before and not a big deal.

Good thing we’re both cool people other then he would tease me not to stink up the bathroom when I talked about his showers. 😂.

I mean. It was kind of normal around that house. I would go and pee whenever my friend was in there. So I mean it was not a big deal

[Sour-rose]

Okay, I gotta do dishes but I got one that's not really embarrassing but... still can't believe it myself.

So I had a whole pepperoni pizza. By myself. Went to a jewelry store and was just shopping. Then my stomach made that feeling I had to drop a dump. Now. If it was just gas, I would have cropdusted around the store (which is me now lol) but no. So I got my ass to a stall and just... ripped a lot of ass. I'm sure they were echoing. Still need to poop so I did my business but while there I noticed a phone- it wasn't mine. It was some woman's who left it there. So I opened it up, and she had facebook. This was the rose part of me on facebook: (paraphased because location details)

"To the friends of this woman, let her know that she left her phone in the bathroom of (jewelry store). I will return it to the employees so she can get it herself.

-Girl who ate a whole pepperoni pizza and paying for in in the bathroom."

I still wasn't done and was dropping off the last delivery with a loud fart "Is there a phone in there?" I froze but managed to reply with a yes. Lady's daughter saw the post and lady came to get it. I... awkward time lady, because it was all over facebook and they knew I had a whole pizza. I gave it to her and she was grateful. I couldn't stop giggling because of HOW she got her phone back but thanked me from her car as she was leavin' and I was walkin'. Man, that's still one of the best.

[Clairebear799]

Haha 😂. That’s hilarious and pretty embarrassing.

I know people have heard me farting in the bathroom and public before.

[rienna888]

LMFAOOO, you pooped when he was showering? My most embarassing was probably farting in a classroom as a kid. Or farting while cuddling my ex.

[Clairebear799]

Yeah…. Okay look. We could pretty much knock if one of us needed in. I did it when my friend was showering all the time. I really had to go. So I just didn’t think it was a big deal.

But sometimes you don’t realize you gotta go until you sit down.

Yeah I farted before at bad times too. Super embarrassing. But I do my best to laugh

[Clairebear799]

He’s a cool guy. So at least it was him. But I was still embarrassed

[rienna888]

LMFAO ur so funny, thats okay I think you're very brave

[Clairebear799]

Lmao. Thanks. Yeah I know. It was not the best thing to do. But when you gotta go you gotta go. Lol.

[Clairebear799]

If it was someone else I would have waited or maybe gone outside and hid in the bushes maybe knocked and waited to get out. But hey what can you do

[MCheetah]

When I was desperate for a new job a few years ago in 2018, I once got conned by a fake job employer who asked for $400 for drug testing and background checks. We met in a hotel lobby. He was 100% a con artist/scammer, but man did he act his ass off and play the part. But yeah, I got scammed. That's my story.

[Alchemizt]

Oh damn, you're very brave 😂. I once had to go really bad at school and everybody in my class got to know it later. Luckily I don't think they remember it now lol.

[talka20]

I puked in a morning assembly in school when i was in grade 8

[JohnK123]

Lmao u and ur best friends brother have been through a lot

[Rahimi]

Interesting 🤔🤔🤔

[Clairebear799]

Yeah I know believe me

[Rahimi]

I do

[Clairebear799]

Oh you been in a situation like that too?

[Rahimi]

Nope bub

[Rahimi]

I say , I believe

[Clairebear799]

Okay good lol

[zayndan]

Lol. I can't beat that

[Clairebear799]

😅 I have done some embarrassing stuff. I peed in the shower once after volleyball too. Yeah…. With other girls in there

[Clairebear799]

I also took a group shower once. But it was coed. I didn’t give a fuck guys seen me naked. I don’t like other women seeing me either.

But it was like super creepy. I have been in some embarrassing situations dude. Stank up a bus once on a sports trip too in the bathroom.

How do l even live with myself? 😂. We all been in bad situations I try to find the humor in it

[Clairebear799]

My bra broke in a pool once too. Mortified. My friend wrapped his towel around me and well I had to leave not long after that.

[zayndan]

You seem so don't care and so raw
How come?

[Clairebear799]

Because honestly I don’t give a fuck anymore. It’s better to find humor and laugh

[Clairebear799]

I never shit my pants in public so…. That’s good. Maybe when I was a kid but.

[zayndan]

Would u find humor in that of u did? Or if you peed yourself in public?

[Clairebear799]

I might not immediately think it was funny. I would probably be really embarrassed. I have had my period in public. I had a jacket.

But later on I would laugh yeah

[Clairebear799]

I had two friends who did that once. One friend she peed really really bad. I gave her my jacket and she ran to the bathroom and pretty much said she could keep it.

Another one of my friends peed a little in his pants while in the bathroom but you could see it. Luckily he had a jacket that I helped tie around him. Not my jacket that time.

[zayndan]

Awww

[bowenw]

Caught by girl's boyfriend.

[Clairebear799]

That’s…. Uh not good

[bowenw]

Super embarrassing.

[Clairebear799]

Yeah but hopefully you’re not still like that

[bowenw]

No, She lead me to believe she was single.

[Clairebear799]

Oh that’s definitely not good. It’s why I’m saving myself until marriage. Proud virgin bitch lol

[Clairebear799]

I will snuggle. I will kiss and make out. I will massage and scratch. Tickle. Even be naked in front of someone in some situations.

But NOTHING sexual

[bowenw]

That's very cool.

[Clairebear799]

Yup thanks

[Anonymous]

nasty

[Clairebear799]

I know 😭