GIRL FRIEND APPLICATIONS TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF?

[Anonymous]

MY NAME IS DOOM GUY

I AM A FOLLOWER OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY

I SLAY DEMONS IN THE NAME OF CHRIST

QUESTIONS:

1) are you female - yes / no

2) do you have a penis - yes / no / can be removed

3) are you of another religion - yes / no

4) is your name the Marauder - yes / no

5) do you like Doom guys petite Christian body - yes / no

6) what would make you a good girlfriend?

7) how many demons have you slain in the past year?

8) are you as THICC as me?

9) what do you think of DOOM GUY?

10) are you okay with my mothers almighty Christian blessing?

[Red-Blaze]

ANSERS:

1) are you female - yes

2) do you have a penis - nop

3) are you of another religion - yes

4) is your name the Marauder - not as much as I know

5) do you like Doom guys petite Christian body - Not so much no

6) what would make you a good girlfriend?

7) how many demons have you slain in the past year? mmm... well is crashing them under more demons I give life to count?

are you as THICC as me? nop

9) what do you think of DOOM GUY? His a little obsisive and takes hearts a little too aggradively

10) are you okay with my mothers almighty Christian blessing? mm.. I dont think Satan will approve

[anniisa97]

are you female - yes

2) do you have a penis - yes

3) are you of another religion - yes

4) is your name the Marauder - yes

5) do you like Doom guys petite Christian body - yes

6) what would make you a good girlfriend? My penis

7) how many demons have you slain in the past year? Lots

8) are you as THICC as me? Yes

9) what do you think of DOOM GUY? Ugly

10) are you okay with my mothers almighty Christian blessing? Yes

[Jacobbbb]

Nice post made me laugh a little

[GutsNCascaBerserking]

This is unique