Is this a good thing to add to my dating profile?

[Anonymous]

"I don't want to play with your heart.
I don't want to play with your mind.
I just want to play with your boobs;
If you'll let me."

Acceptable

Unacceptable

Acceptable and I would swipe right.

Acceptable but I would swipe left

Unacceptable and I would report you

Unacceptable but I would swipe right.

I don't know/Other

[WonderBell99]

Sounds way too sexual for my liking. I’m not a prude by any means, but it comes across as though you are interested only in sex and I would have absolutely no interest in swiping right on someone who is only after hookups. Some women may like it, (if they’re looking for hookups/casual sex) but I usually like it when a man can make me laugh.

[Asker]

Thanks. I was going for being funny; but was worried it might not land. And thereby be too sexual.

[WonderBell99]

Understandable, but you have got better ways to make her laugh. This is just not it though. A+ for effort. I’ve got some ideas if you’d like.

[Asker]

Sure, I am not very good at socialization; as I am autistic.

[WonderBell99]

No worries! I hope my reply didn’t come across as insolent, that was not my intention.

So, if you would like for your bio to be funnier, you could add some “fun facts” about yourself. Steer clear of your “turn offs” on your bio. Negativity is never attractive. You need to keep your bio short and crisp. Trust me, we women do not want to read long paragraphs! You can save that for when you’ve clicked with someone well. 5-6 sentences will do. Write something about yourself. What do you like to do when you’re not busy? What are you passionate about? What are you looking for on tinder? Make sure you end your bio with an open ended question that would stir up a lively conversation.

[Asker]

Okay thanks.

[WonderBell99]

A question like: “what compliments would you love to hear from someone?” would also be a good idea

[Asker]

I like that