Do you think I have a chance with Shakira?

[bigpauly]

Just pretend she’s not already married

[NathanDavis]

here's a Shakira for the best luck...

may you never run out of arguments and methodology...

[bigpauly]

Thank you 🙏

[NathanDavis]

by the way, I think she is NOT married... more the chances

[bigpauly]

Oh, google said she was 👀

[NathanDavis]

my reliable sources say... otherwise

[bigpauly]

Interesting 🤔

[SnowedIn]

Yes. But it's a small chance.

Real world story: I invited Martin Sheen, Gary Sinise, and Mark Harmon to my Navy retirement ceremony. Gary Sinise sent me a handwritten letter. So, you have a chance.

[bigpauly]

Thanks for the hope, lmao

[Emiliamazing]

Love that story!

[SaoirseS]

I think you do. Your personalities would make a good fit. I want an invitation to the wedding- Whenever, Wherever.

[bigpauly]

Aww thanks! You’ll have a good seat at the wedding 😌

[SaoirseS]

Thanks!

[dustybiker]

Do you want me to ask? I can tweet her a link to this. And your cool meter results..

[bigpauly]

That’s ok, thank you, though 😅

[dustybiker]

lmao

[abc3643]

Why do you want to?
She's almost 46 and practically old enough to be your mother.
When I was 27, my mom was 46...

[abc3643]

See?


That could have been you in that belly.

[bigpauly]

Lmao. She was my childhood crush. And she still looks great

[Agape93]

Sure absolutely, she's in the market for another bullet vibrator

[bigpauly]

I’d probably accept the role

[Agape93]

As you should

[Agape93]

My little cricket popper

[bigpauly]

Cricket popper? 👀

[Agape93]

No idea, just popped into my tired ass head

[bigpauly]

Lmao.

[Emiliamazing]

You should ask her, the hips don't lie

[bigpauly]

I’ll keep that in mind when awaiting her response

[Adaeva]

Of course, there is a chance you might meet and speak to her for a few seconds and get her autograph.

[BeMuse]

Her last guy was 6'4" professional athlete... So that gives you an idea what she shoots for...

[BeMuse]

Apparently his hobbies were flying planes, riding motorcycles, driving dune buggies, surfing, etc. So she's into a since of adventure and danger...

[BeMuse]

Dark hair, scruffy beard, blue eyes... The more I look at it, the more I'm going to say I have better chance. lol

[BeMuse]

Not that she has a chance with me...

[Fuentes]

Lol she still looks good? I would see her as old now hahaha

[bigpauly]

I think she still looks good. She kept in shape and is a celebrity so probably has extra things to help

[slatyb]

As much chance as I have with Margaret Qualley and Emma Watson.

[CuriousMufuxka]

You ain't gettin that fine ass! You'd have a better chance of finding the Lochness monster getting fucked by Godzilla while Bigfoot is recording.

[Wicked_Witch]

I didn’t know you were into Latinas. Wake wake lolz

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Of course. One out of a googolplex is greater than none.

[Iron_Man]

Write her and send a pic lol if she wasn’t married

[Stevefiveo]

I met her once. She's a very nice person. If you can carry a conversation, then maybe.

[joeldalton]

Ask her and watch her hips. Since they can’t lie, you’ll get an honest answer.

[zagor]

She's not married, she was just in a LTR which I think recently ended.

[BJP21]

Never know, Im going for Karol G. Or Becky G.

[God_of_Thunder]

Not if I get her first 😏

[bigpauly]

You stay out of this!

[Msputiton]

I don't know.

[bigpauly]

You were supposed to just lie and give me an ego boost 🤧

[Msputiton]

Oh yeah. She loves dudes being hip high so she can shake those hips in they face.

[bigpauly]

😂🤣😂 hey she’s short too!

[bigpauly]

Alright she’s taller than I thought.. maybe I’m not much more than hip height to her lmao

[Msputiton]

See she will love you.
Your her dream man

[bigpauly]

That’s what I thought, too. Thanks for the confirmation 😂

[Msputiton]

You're welcome.👀

[bigpauly]

What’s that look about?

[Msputiton]

What look.
*shuffles feet*

[bigpauly]

You looked at me with shifty eyes.. and now you’re shuffling your feet! 🤨

[Msputiton]

Oh... umm.. I have to... umm... pee... yeah, that's it. I gotta pee

[bigpauly]

*stands in front of you

Answer the questions first 😠

[Msputiton]

Look it's shakira!!!

[bigpauly]

😱 where?

[Msputiton]

🚪🏃🏾‍♀️

[bigpauly]

Hey get back here!

[Wicked_Witch]

@msputiton “ She loves dudes being hip high so she can shake those hips in they face.”

I’m dead 😹☠️

[Msputiton]

@Wicked_Witch 🤫 he thinks I'm telling him the truth.
I don't want to break his little heart

[Wicked_Witch]

@msputiton of course you’re telling the truth 🫢

She actually wants a guy small enough to confuse her breasts with mountains

[Msputiton]

@Wicked_Witch 🤣🤣🤣

[bigpauly]

@Wicked_Witch I was almost as tall as you 😒

[Wicked_Witch]

@bigpauly in what world? I’m almost an entire head taller than you 😹

[Staximus]

Are you a millionaire or some kind of famous rock star douche bag?

[LiamJHayden]

If she values personality, definitely.

[bigpauly]

Thanks, man!

[sirderpsalot123]

With a wingman like me, absolutely!

[bigpauly]

I’m screwed

[sirderpsalot123]

I have had so many restraining orders against me that I know exactly what NOT to do. Just trust me.

[bigpauly]

Lmao

[sirderpsalot123]

If she doesn't fall in love with me first...

[bigpauly]

Yea I guess that’s a risk I’ll have to take

[sirderpsalot123]

😂😂

[Guardian45]

Maybe... do you know her?

[bigpauly]

Nope

[Guardian45]

Do you have her contact info?

[bigpauly]

Nope.

[Guardian45]

Do you know someone who knows her?

[bigpauly]

Nopee

[Guardian45]

Whats your job?

[Summeroflove]

Probably not

[douride2]

Probably not.

[PinkRose24]

She's not pretty. So yes.

[Biancam13]

Probably not

[Xawyx-2]

Absolutely, go for it ;)

[TallAnon]

A random woman and a random dude, sure, why not

[jshm2]

Doubt it.