My girlfriend found my dating profile and is mad at me now. Why?

[Anonymous]

[SteveSmith1985]

Dude... you're just fucking around by asking this right?

I just don't see how you could find it amusing to ask this insincerely. So I'm gonna break-this-down for you just in case. Although I find it hard to believe that any 45 year old needs this explained:

-So, having a dating profile implies that you are, at this time, open to meeting other women to date/fuck.

-The logic is: If you weren't looking for women to date/fuck, you would not have a dating profile. Conversely, the only reason you WOULD have a dating profile, is because you ARE looking for women to date/fuck.

-Girlfriends (as a general rule) get mad when she discovers her boyfriend is looking to date/fuck other women. The main thing about being "a boyfriend" is NOT fucking other women. So, naturally, she is going to be rather upset when she finds out that you (evidently) are fucking other women, or at least that you're actively trying to.

Makes sense? I hope it makes sense.

[Guy13]

She found a dating profile of you and you wonder why she is mad. Really? It looks like you are cheating so naturally she is very upset.

[lightbulb27]

girls get upset when they find something that violates their sense of security and trust.

[TrueConfection]

Why is she looking at dating profiles?

[Asker]

I forgot to clear my browser history. But touche`. You could ask she was snooping through my browsing history though.

[TrueConfection]

Ohhhhh... Ok. She might not have been snooping. I borrowed someone's computer (with their permission) to check my hotmail account. I got as far as "www. hot" and "HOT ______ GIRLS" came up because it was in the browsing history. 😳

[Asker]

😆😆😆

[Lowiu]

Why the fuck do you have a dating profile?