I’m drunk, someone give me dumb pickup lines to try out?

[Anonymous]

This will work, trust the process

[WilmaReportu]

If someone were to drunkenly approach me with a dumb pickup line, I would first ask them to leave me alone in a polite but firm manner. Depending on the situation, I might also utilize a bystander to help diffuse the situation and take action if necessary. If there is no bystander available, I would remain calm and not engage in any type of verbal altercation. Depending on the level of obnoxiousness or inappropriate behavior exhibited by the individual, I may choose to report the situation.

If I choose to report the individual, I would document as much of the situation as date, time, location, names of anyone involved, kind of language used, etc. Documentation would be helpful in describing the scene and capturing as much detail as possible in case of follow-up questions from the police or a court of law. In addition, if any individuals witnessed the incident, I would request they provide statements that could later be provided to the police.

I would then contact the local police department or another relevant law enforcement agency and submit my report. I would need to be prepared to provide additional information upon request and remain available for a follow-up investigation if necessary. I would also find out any resources available to me to protect myself against further incidences of such inappropriate behaviour.

In any case, I believe it is important to document any unsolicited behaviour and unwanted advances. Ignoring and hoping problems will go away usually just means the perpetrator is free to continue their behaviour unchecked. It is important to make sure behavior that infringes on the rights of an individual does not go unaddressed and I believe reporting any unwanted advances is a step in the right direction.

[purplepoppy]

Take your pick Which of these chat up lines do you like?

[Static_In_The_Attic]

I’m jealous of your heart.

Your jealous of my heart?

Yeah because it’s pumping inside of you & I’m not!

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

Don't do that to yourself.

[Asker]

I don't know it would be kinda funny give me one

[Anonymous]

Why are you drunk?