What’s the dumbest pickup line a girl / guy could use that’d actually work on you?

[Purpleronnie]

[HawkPerception]

Any dirty one would work honestly. Shows they're open and have a sense of humour. It doesn't necessarily mean they're sexually promiscuous.

I like this one, because it's kinda innocent, but has the right implications too:

"You look cold. Wanna use me as a blanket?"

[AviatorTom]

Back when I was single...

A woman being totally blunt "Your place or mine" would work on me if she was attractive, yet it doesn't work on most women and many men.

[Kelley1]

The dumbest pickup line is to be unattractive. Then, regardless of what you say, you will be rejected. If you are hot, any pickup line is good.

[Persephone02]

Guy-How are you?
Me-I'm fine
Guy-Yeah you are.

[Zack-Bann]

Take her somewhere with a view and wait for her to say “what a beautiful view”
Then look her in the eye and say “yes it is…”


Practically never fails

[sawno]

Basically anything that starts a real conversation, what matters is what follows and that's where she'd have to show who she really is.
But my cheesiest IT related pickup line would be "Are we plug and play compatible?"

[Nikki1989]

None. They are an instant turn-off.

There is nothing worse than a man or woman who has to try too hard.

[queenofcardio]

The Tennessee one is funny. It might work on me 😅

[Purpleronnie]

Educate me? , me being a foreigner and all 😇

[queenofcardio]

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!"

[queenofcardio]

It's funny too because I'm not American

[Purpleronnie]

Haha , I probably should have tried to work it out.. over thought it 😂

[Still-alive]

You are the 10 i see :P

[queenofcardio]

@Still-alive I was literally going to tag you but you found me instead 😅😅😅

[Still-alive]

cause i see all muahaha :P

[loveslongnails]

If she said to me " Are you eyes ok?"
And I say " yeah, they're fine", then she says,
" Then why can't you see I'm the girl you want to be with?"
That would definitely do it, you got me.

[miana]

Well my partner gave me a rhino teddy bear, and when I asked why it was said that I make him horn-y

[DryGermanGuy]

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" :-D

[lilBigPotato]

I don't know can't really think of any I've heard that are not cringe.

[Ironic_Method]

Pretty much anything works if I like them. They can be great or terrible, what matters is effort.

[AngryCarl2]

Back in the day we used to say something like "Get yer coat, you've pulled."

[beefcakebradybatson]

If you're really a cowboy, let's rodeo tonight !!!"

[zombiewoof]

If i told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me.

[robocop666]

I am a hooker but you can see me for free. I heard that a few times.

[Bloodparadise]

Saying that I look pretty

[dragoblack]

Damn boi, you a microwave? 'Cause Mmmmm

[guywithafetish]

hello