I need some new pick up lines I need some good ones?

[Anonymous]

[RavVid]

"Wanna fuck"? I am inclined to pick up on something I like about the girl. Though I did have a good response to 'I know you from somewhere' and as we worked through were we might have met I realized I was mistaken and I had never met her before. But it was working so i went with it.

A friend just waves at girls he likes the look of. After a while they just assume they do know him... which is true by sight, because he is the guy they have never met that waves at them.

This only works if you work in the same building or something like that.

[Wallythewalrus]

"I'm kind of bummed, my dick just died and I was wondering if I could bury it in your pussy".

"Man, I'd love to bury my face in your mom's pussy! Just to see where a gorgeous girl like you came from".

I've had a lot of luck with those.

[Slingblade1126]

Which one worked on Janice?

[Wallythewalrus]

@Slingblade1126 Janice is classy like I am. I used my best for her!

Me: Excuse me, young attractive lady.
Her: What do you need, creepy looking guy?
Me: I was wondering if you have a map I could use?
Her: can you even read a map? Why do you need one?
Me: because, I just got lost in your eyes. I need a way out!
Her: I'm not wearing any panties.

[Anonymous]

Here's some I got from the net that I think are pretty good:

• “Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be a part of your world.”

• “I’m going to complain to Spotify about you not being in this week’s hottest singles.”

• “I usually go for 8s but I guess I’ll settle for a 10.”

• “I had this awesome pickup line, but I forgot it the moment I laid eyes on you.”

[Nikki1989]

If you have charm, charisma, humour and intelligent conversation, you don't need cheesy pickup lines. They don't work 99% of the time anyway.

[KrakenAttackin]

"When I'm done with you there will only be eight planets left, as Imma wreck Uranus'.

[WanderingLoveWizard]

"Wanna grab dinner or some shit?"

[WanderingLoveWizard]

Or my favorite: "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Because your face is fucked"

[In_Trance]

Alright