Girls, Would you rather marry an ogre or a short man?

[AnusNdaPainus]

Ogre , id never date a short guy

Short guy, I don’t discriminate when it comes to romance

[Apple1996]

Isn't that short king a complete dick in the movie? I don't know I think I'd rather stay single

[Anonymous]

I’m so weak when it comed to Shrek he’s my husband for real

[Anemone978]

Neither, I rather stay in the tower..

[AnusNdaPainus]

Fear of commitment. 🚨

( who hurt you )

[Anemone978]

I rather wait for a better option LOL
The whole world hurt me..

[AnusNdaPainus]

I never understand why people try to do better when better ain’t tryna do them LOL

[Anemone978]

LMAO well if better don't want me the best option is still to be alone..

[AnusNdaPainus]

That’s a little immature don’t you think?

[Anemone978]

How is it immature?
When the choices are literally A poor, fat, bald guy with anger issues or A rich short arrogant asshole with a complex?

[AnusNdaPainus]

LOL
What’s immature is saying being alone is the best option

It’s like a little kid who won’t eat his dinner because the peas are touching the mashed potatoes

As if it’s better not to eat at all

Also you don’t wait for better you have to chase better and work for it

[Anemone978]

Meh.. I guess I am immature then :P

[Ms_Facesitter]

Short King.