What would you do if you got the "congrats you're going to be a father" text?

[Simslover92]

Would you freak out or be calm about it?

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I just texted this to my boyfriend for fun to see his reaction and he said he almost lost his breakfast lol 😆

[dinojames22]

I got one of those once


She called me later claiming it was a drunk joke.

I sent her a mother's day flower arrangement.

(I knew she was staying with her parents again)..

Her mother flipped out (she saw the flowers first).

[Simslover92]

Lol omg 😲 🤣 😭

[dinojames22]

Yeah, I got a call from her asking Why her mother was asking when she got pregnant

[Simslover92]

Well she kind of brought that on herself lol

[John_Cobretti]

From stranger? Block the number
From SO? Rush to her and lift her up and kiss her

[Simslover92]

Aww that's so sweet and I meant from SO not a stranger. Guess I should have clarified.

[John_Cobretti]

✌️✌️

[John_Cobretti]

Thanks for MHO !!!

[Simslover92]

You're welcome!

[Kaneki05]

"Congrats you're going be a single mother"
I don't want kids so she's either aborting or keeping the kid but I ain't going to be there. And if that kid grows up messed up because they don't have a father that's her fault for not aborting it. Or finding someone else quick to be a father.

[Simslover92]

Oh wow. That's kind of messed up.

[Kaneki05]

Not really. I am upfront about not having a kid. We would of used some protection. So her getting pregnant is not my fault.
It's just a bad luck case, and I ain't ruining my life for it. Besides no kid wants a parent who don't care about them so it would hurt them more for me to stick around.
In the future my mind may change or I'll consider adoption but I for sure have no plans for getting anyone pregnant.

[BadApple69]

Since I had a vasectomy I would be freakin pissed off lol

[Simslover92]

Lol and right you should be

[BadApple69]

@Simslover92 Yes because obviously the doctor screwed up and didn't do a good job with the vasectomy. I mean what else could it be? Right?

[Simslover92]

Right.

[exitseven]

I already had two kids. I was having a new house built and I assumed a new role at work and it was not going good. I wanted to find a new job in a new field. My wife thought she was pregnant so she was going to see the doc to see. This was before home pregnancy tests.
As I was driving to a sales call I stopped and called her from a payphone. She told me that yes, the rabbit died. I did not know if I should laugh or just close my eyes and walk out into traffic.

[Simslover92]

Oh wow. Sorry.

[exitseven]

Now that number 3 is all done with college and living on his own ki am glad how it all turned out.

[Simslover92]

That's great that everything turned out great!

[exitseven]

He was a blessing

[Simslover92]

Aww ☺️ how nice that he was!

[Yannae]

Calm, I'm actually not a person who screams out of excitement. My brother got a kid, his girlfriend loves using social media and wanted to record my reaction. She didn't get the reaction she was hoping for of course. But my brother knew I was very happy to hear the news. O congratulations but you won't see me freak out like girls at a boyband concert. And when I do let it out, people might not even be around.

[Simslover92]

Oh ok.

[shortster]

Invite Kool and the Gang over to

https://youtu.be/3GwjfUFyY6M?feature=shared

[Simslover92]

Haha good one!

[shortster]

Thanks

[jahaims]

My wife wouldn't inform me of a pregnancy via text.

[Simslover92]

I wouldn't seriously ever inform my boyfriend of a pregnancy via text. I think that's the worse way to do it.

[Andres77]

i'd play along until i found out the motive. really im just curious because i got snipped 14 years ago.

[Simslover92]

Oh dang then they definitely couldn't get you there.

[Andres77]

nope. i've been shooting a lot of blanks

[IslaTheWitch]

I would love to see how you play it cool :)

[provokeesmokee]

• Cool, thanks for letting me know
• by the way I'm sterile
• by the way I don't have a dick

[Simslover92]

Lol 😂

[madhatters4]

i'd wonder who they confused me with since i haven't slept with anyone but my wife in 13 years

[Simslover92]

So your wife couldn't send you a text saying that?

[madhatters4]

she could. if my wife did i'd be curious since i had 'the snip' but i wouldn't freak out.

[Simslover92]

Oh ok.

[msmissydc]

Stay calm it wasn't meant for me. Someone got the wrong number.

[Simslover92]

Lol it definitely wouldn't have been meant for you.

[msmissydc]

So you did it for fun? Did you at least have unprotected sex or with failable protection? Otherwise he could have gotten the wrong idea!

[msmissydc]

Dont have to tell me. Just as a 'be warned'.

[Simslover92]

We didn't have unprotected sex but you know condoms aren't 100%.

[msmissydc]

Yeah thats what I meant with failable. 🙈

[Simslover92]

Oh ok. Well it definitely didn't fail this go round because my period is about to come on. Sorry if that's tmi.

[msmissydc]

boyfriend should know about your cycle, depending on how long you are together. So kinda a valid time for the joke.😅

[Simslover92]

Yeah that's true lol

[Joshydavid25]

It would be impossible, but I would be calm about it since I do want kids, but also bewildered..

[Simslover92]

Why would it be impossible?

[Joshydavid25]

Because I've only released in one girl, and she was on Birth control..

[Simslover92]

Oh..

[Joshydavid25]

😂😂😂

[Apple1996]

I've had to tell my husband about 2 of my pregnancies over text. He was shocked both times

[Simslover92]

Oh wow. I'm not judging but why through text? You couldn't call or inform him in person? Was he overseas in the military or something?

[Apple1996]

Yes he was deployed

[Simslover92]

Oh ok. Well that had to suck to not be able to tell him in person. I'm sorry.

[Apple1996]

It's fine. Not a big deal since I've had other pregnancies that we took the test together

[Simslover92]

Oh ok.

[Jerre]

Impossible! I had a vectomy years ago. Was lasted tested 3 months ago and still steril as a new born baby. My cum is still 100% cum.

[Simslover92]

Oh ok. Well that's good for you!

[Jerre]

Yes it is and for the girls I have sex with. No condom for me!

[jamesgoldman]

I've not been with anyone in 9 years so ignore it unless it's my exes was of saying she's coming back and wants to settle down

[Simslover92]

Oh ok.

[DARKCLOUD1945X]

LOL I would be laughing. Since I had a vasectomy many years ago, so I am not the baby daddy

[Simslover92]

Lol oh

[JamesRandiDebates]

I would say "you have the wrong number, this is an 8 year old girl you are texting" and hope they go away

[Simslover92]

Damn lol that's cold.

[IslaTheWitch]

Beautiful!

[FunkyMonkee]

I would probably be REALLY pissed that she couldn't come and tell me to my face!!

[Simslover92]

As you should be. Telling someone via text in most circumstances is just unacceptable and so wrong. The only way I could see it making sense is if he was deployed.

[TheSpaceGnome]

I'd be very confused, seeing as I've never had sex before.. 🤔

[Simslover92]

Lol.

[msc545]

Nothing I could do except get admit nothing and get a DNA test.

[Simslover92]

Oh ok.

[Mansearching]

If I did, hopefully it wasn't a joke. I'd be mad if it was. If it was true id be happy.

[Simslover92]

Aww oh ok. He wasn't mad. Just a bit shocked at first.

[Mansearching]

I would be shocked if my girlfriend told me that.

[Anonymous]

Who in the right mind would tell someone something like this in a text?

[Simslover92]

You'd be surprised lol

[Likes2drive]

I would think it’s a mistake because I haven’t been with anyone in years

[Heolurt]

Sorry wrong number, it's not possible for me to become a dad.

[JackCarter]

From Wife? I would be soo happy

[Simslover92]

Aww. That's so sweet. Hope it happens for you two!

[JackCarter]

Thank you so much!
But I would be shocked to get that message from anyone else.. which I am sure I won't...

[CubaPirate]

Sue the surgeon who did my vasectomy

[Simslover92]

Lol oh definitely.

[shades777]

Sounds like a scam, click!

[Jmmmfi4]

SHOOT MYSELF