Whats your love language?

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Anonymous · Accepted Answer

When it comes to gift-giving, nothing makes me happier than receiving a jar of death breath or a carefully curated selection of overripe farts in a jar. Likewise, the scent of sour milk and spoiled fish are like music to my nostrils, and I can never get enough of them. And let's not forget about the joy of unwrapping a beautifully packaged pile of moldy cheese wrapped in stinky socks.

As for acts of service, I believe there's no greater gesture than sharing one's own natural fragrances. A well-timed fart or strategically placed pair of old gym clothes can create an intimate bond between individuals, as well as offering up your musky armpit for a deep inhale while I rub myself down between the legs and finger my belly button, the whiff of which is the cherry on top.

And when it comes to kind words, I find that compliments centered around my distinctive aroma are particularly meaningful. Hearing someone describe the beauty of my skunk spray cologne or the depth of flavor my rotting corpse candles warms my heart more than any generic compliment ever could.

Of course, none of this would be complete without a little bit of quality time spent basking in our shared love of foul odors. Whether we're visiting a fish market, exploring a fresh cadaver in the woods (and its many critter friends), or simply enjoying each other's company while indulging in some Limburger cheese, these moments together are what make our relationship so special.

mono_gram · Accepted Answer

I know it’s technically not one of the 5 love languages, but I always say food. (I’ve also heard other people say that too.) I’m a big foodie so it could include cooking for someone (or someone cooking for me), cooking together, eating good food together, etc. I like eating good food but also like it when other people enjoy the food that I make for them (although I wouldn’t say I’m the best chef lol).

But if I had to pick one of the 5 love languages I think I would say quality time. Being in the presence of someone/people that you like is always nice. (I feel like you could also argue that the other 4 can be part that.)

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

Physical touch would be number one. Followed by quality time, act of service, words of affirmation and gift giving. I show love mostly through physical touch and act of service but I learned that my boyfriend likes words of affirmation so I’ve been doing that as well. But I feel most loved when my boyfriend gives me physical touch (which he barely does 🥲, he’s not the most affectionate person…)

IslaTheWitch · Answer

emotions, physical touch

laly520 · Answer

a balanced mix of everything

Lliam · Answer

Physical touch.

TheDaydreamer · Answer

touch and quality time

BarryLiverstone · Answer

touch and quality time

wiltingrosepetal · Answer

Gifts

jaskin777 · Answer

Physical touch

DonFredoCorleone · Answer

what?

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