I want to ask a girl to dinner but I don't know how to ask her to shave if she wants to eat out?

[Sevenpointfive]

[BarryLiverstone]

Doesn’t make sense. You never see her private parts on date 1

[Sevenpointfive]

says who?

[BarryLiverstone]

Barry says

[Sevenpointfive]

is barry a virgin?

[BarryLiverstone]

Nope, body count over 20. Hbu?

[Sevenpointfive]

they say a gentlemen never tells, but i honestly don't remember. i wish i did.

[BarryLiverstone]

If you don’t remember you do remember a range. A gentleman also doesn’t have sex on date 1

[Sevenpointfive]

but i'm not a gentleman

[BarryLiverstone]

Great, then you can say your body count or even a range

[Sevenpointfive]

over 5 that i can remember

[Sevenpointfive]

i'm up to 9 that i remember. i know there are more. i just remembered another. so above 10.

[Sevenpointfive]

12 or more lol. 13. shit.

[BarryLiverstone]

Ok, we are both in the double digits. So you know by now you don’t expect sex on date 1 if you want a relationship

[Sevenpointfive]

but we both know by now that i don't expect a relationship with a hairy poosy

[BarryLiverstone]

Which is ok. If you earn a relationship and she agrees you can have that need. But not on date 1

[Sevenpointfive]

i thought about buying her a gift. it's a razor. will she understand?

[BarryLiverstone]

Who? Buying who s gift

[Sevenpointfive]

i will buy her a razor for the first date to make sure she knows that i don't like hair down there. i might put a note in it? not sure yet

[Avicenna]

Why does she need to shave?

[Sevenpointfive]

to get eaten out

[Avicenna]

You can’t ask a woman to do that you just met. She’s going to wonder why you don’t just eat her out natural.

[Sevenpointfive]

how do i bring it up then? i'm not paying for a hairy pussy to eat dinner

[Avicenna]

Just don’t eat her out then

[Avicenna]

Actually, don’t try to fuck her on the first date. You also don’t want to eat a woman out who hasn’t been checked for STDs.

[Sevenpointfive]

if you don't fuck on the first date how do i know if i want a second date?

[Avicenna]

Lmao. How about talking to her, having a fun first date.

[Sevenpointfive]

we can do that too, but at the end of the day it's about sex. if the sex isn't good then you have to move on. and i'll strap her down to shave that bush if i have to

[Anonymous]

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https://www.youtube.com/embed/XXOO67y6ekU

[AnonAndrew]

Shave what? Her legs?

[Sevenpointfive]

her lady part

[AnonAndrew]

@Sevenpointfive
I don't think you can really ask that for a first date, heh.

[Sevenpointfive]

it sounds really romantic and would be a really intimate moment if she let me shave her

[Anonymous]

Shave what?

[Sevenpointfive]

between he legs

[BarryLiverstone]

He legs doesn’t make sense