How can I toast a girl?

[Anonymous]

How can I toast a girl

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Okay

[SueShe]

You may be in for a really hard time if you want to toast a girl.

Most toasters I have seen have a slot that is not wider than about 1 inch. Try placing a girl inside that slot and you will realize that it is more difficult than it appears at first.

You may have to chop her up in thin slices but then, you still have the problem of the bones. Most of them will not fit in the toaster.

Good luck with the smell of burned meat when you toast the meat. A toaster is not really made to toast raw meat...

[Nikki1989]

Keep it short and sweet: A toast should be brief and to the point.

[NicholasRedone]

Raises a glass of drink 🍻 🍻 🍻 "to insert name" - others *to insert name* glug glug glug drink 🥤 🥤 🥤 🍷

[Abbycado]

Cheers 🥂

Done.

[slatyb]

You'll need a really big toaster.

[Jay-_-]

What do you mean toast, she's not food.

[Asker]

Yh I know she is not a food
Buh I want her to know how I love her

[Jay-_-]

I'm joking with you brother, I'd say "I'd like to say I'm glad we're here at this very moment, cheers".. I don't know your relationship with this woman so I don't know what you could tell her I'm over here guessing...

[Jay-_-]

Don't listen to what I said I'm in a joking mood, I'm not being serious.

[12eass]

Let me know when figured it out