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Help what do I do my coworkers made a ship of me and my other coworker?

So I have a massive crush on this guy at work we will call him jj but nobody should know I have a crush on him or anything I mean I sit and talk with him at lunch sometimes but I do that with a lot of people.

JJ is this really shy quiet timid man very timid like looks away if you look at him.

7 of my coworkers have decided we would be cute together to the point of combining our names and planing our wedding

For reference at work he gets called Jesus a lot

i told them to take their ship back to Port before I sink it like the Titanic they told me " what's wrong with Jesus"

and " come on if you get on your knees for Jesus maybe you'll actually go to heaven I mean it kinda looks like praying"

There's been talk of me riding a black horse into the Moon lit horizon with him. With avenged sevenfold playing as we ride off into the night.

Like what kind of edgy goth bull s*** y'all pulling

JJ doesn't know anything about this yet because he hasn't been at work but they fully intend to harass him with it aswell.

What can I do to spare him the humiliation?

Or worse yet him saying something " my standards aren't that low"

Help what do I do

Help what do I do my coworkers made a ship of me and my other coworker?
Help what do I do my coworkers made a ship of me and my other coworker?
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