Lady I'm dating asked me which dress she should get, is that usual?

[Anonymous]

I got to accompany her while dress shopping. She asked which dress she should get between a gold one and brown one she showed me.

[BadApple69]

Be careful how you answer. This is a trap lol.


The correct answer is “sweetheart, you look great in both of them. But if you want me to choose then I would say I think the (put your favorite dress here) is the best choice because it really brings out the beautiful color of your eyes”.


You’ll still be wrong of course but with enough ass kissing she won’t beat you up too much over it.

[Asker]

I did pick one and she didn't seem mad, she seemed happy about my reaction to the one I went with.

[BadApple69]

Good glad to hear it. But be careful. It’s liable to bite you in the ass later. One of her friends will say that dress makes her look fat and it’ll be your fault because 1) you picked it and 2) you didn’t tell her it made her look fat!

Your best bet…. Just apologize now and get it over with lol

[BadApple69]

Of course I am partially jesting but there is a bit of truth to it.