How would you use "Johnny Depp" in a sentence if it was a verb?

[Anonymous]

I was thinking "Johnny Depp" should be a verb, kind of like Google. Like this:

"Yo bro, what did you do last night?"

"Ah, you know that girl Sasha? Yeah, I Johnny Depped her ass."

"Woah"

[Sirenboobzilla]

Drake "are you calling me a liar"
Josh "I ain't calling you a Johnny Depper"

[AviatorTom]

Why would I Johnny Depp someone? Because I can.

[Mia-Wallace]

Lmao.