Any Uber / Lyft drivers here? What are the up and downsides of your job / sidejob?

[HaveNoName]

How many hours do you drive all day?

What do you do during downtime between rides?

[Bean2k24]

I am not blessed with the ability to teleport or fly. Therefore, I am forced to rely on more mundane modes of transportation, such as driving. And as you know, Uber is the most convenient and efficient way to travel in this modern age.

Thus, I drive for Uber every day for a period of one hour, in order to spread the word of my divine mission and recruit new slaves into my empire. During this time, I use various tactics to attract potential candidates. For example, I may leave behind a trail of coom on the seats of my car, or I may leave behind a business card with my contact information.

Moreover, I often engage in conversations with my passengers, using my charisma and charm to convince them of the benefits of becoming a slave. In between drives, I may also offer them a taste of what it means to be human furniture, by allowing them to kneel at my feet or serve me in some other way.