I don't think half of them get past high school.
Of course.
They're on cheer leading scholarships.
Midway through the semester, an exasperated professor calls a blonde into his office after class. She's concerned until he asks, "How in the world did you make it though high school?" Relieved, she brightens, drops eagerly to her knees and says "The principle said I could pass if I applied myself. After I did, he said I got an A+."
What are a blonde's first words after 4 years of college? "Would you like fries with that?"
The blonde reports for her university final examination which consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet--Yes for Heads and No for Tails. Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in a half hour, but I'm rechecking my answers."
Help us out, @Brainsbeforebeauty, do you know any blonde college jokes?
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Look, it mightāve taken eight years, and Iām definitely NOT a doctor, but I went to college😅😂
"HA-HA-HA, how funny" . I'm blonde , and I'm in college. There are many blonde girls. It's stupid stereotype that blonde girls are not smart.
Technically, "blonds" would be the masculine form and "blondes" would be the feminine form. Just sayin'... But yes, we do.
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Collage. Funny! :D
Then again, maybe she really does love collage, and not college. I wouldn't blame her for that, because college just isn't what it should be in my opinion.
LOL, I was on the University of Florida's campus recently and there were hundreds of blonde women who appeared to be students there.
💀 is there really no hope for me I'm blonde but then again I'm not a woman 💅🏼 that kind of looks like an insult lol
I'd say a third of the campus I live near is blondes.
I think that the bleach must soak into their brains and deadens the nerves!
When I was at college there were lots of blondes. Most of them were smarter than me. I know, you don't have to say it.
Uhg! They find baby daddies because gentlemen prefer blonds.
Honestly I seem to remember the same ratio of blonds in college as in HS.You must be blonde! Of course they do. One of the stupidest questions everā¦
I bet you also say all Asians are math geniuses and can do kung fu.
They are usually the ones sleeping with the teacher or TA to get passing grades.
Most of them don't, probably because blonde girls have had more sexual encounters than other girls.
I like collages as well...
I hate this stereotype for us.
No, but blondes do!
My girlfriend from college was a blonde.
Iāve seen many blondes in college
Yes. They do. Males... Not so much..
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