Do you have a problem with blonds?

Question

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

Lliam · Accepted Answer

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A blonde is pulled over by a couple of highway patrolmen, one a seasoned veteran and the other a wet-behind-the-ears rookie. After checking the blondes license and going through the normal routine, the older officer tells the younger "When you give her back her licence, unzip you pants, and pull out your pecker." Shocked, the younger argues momentarily but is eventually persuaded. So, he goes back hands the young lady her license, unzips and reveals his manhood. The blonde says:
"Oh shit, not another breathalyzer!"

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the sixth grade, which one has the biggest boobs?
The blonde, she's 17.

Finchie40 · Accepted Answer

Not at all, I think a lot of blondes are very attractive , even though there are so many jokes about them , something about a blonde hair girl turns me on. I know a lot of blonde jokes , but I will post a not so long one. why do blondes have TGIF written on their shoes? Toes Go In First 😋

WhitneySnow · Accepted Answer

That’s funny lol. But no, seriously, I have no problem with blonde girls. Some of my friends are blonde.

IslaTheWitch · Accepted Answer

lmao both my girls have gorgeous blond hair and they love blondes jokes :D

AviatorTom · Answer

😀😀😀😀😀 It will be more than 5 times... at least one of them won't get it the first time 😀😀😀😀😀😀

Makeushiver · Answer

That's pretty good. Did you hear about the guy who walked into a bar and asked for 12 shots of JD Black. The bartender asked if he wanted them all at once and the customer replied that he did. The bartender asked, "That's an unusual order is this a special occasion to which the guy replied, "yeah, I guess so. Had my first blowjob tonight". Bartender says, "Well, congratulations, let me buy you one on the house to celebrate". The guy replies" Nah, that's alright. If the first 12 don't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will".

CrazyGirl2 · Answer

No! I do not have a problem with blond men, or blonde women. I thought because there was no “e” on the end of the “blond” in your question, that the question was about men, but you included an hilarious blonde joke! (I also LOVE a great blonde joke!)

Laura 🤗 🥰

DannyUk2017 · Answer

What is the difference between a blonde and a brick?
The brick goes hand in hand, the blonde goes 🍆 and 🍆.. 😈😅

What is the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
On the Titanic they know how many people were, but on the blonde... Not! 😅🤣🤣🤣

A blonde and a brunette in a Lift... brunette says : -pfew... Stinks like 🍆 in here... to which the blonde answers: "i'm sorry i just burped"...😅🤣🤣🤣...

Coden7 · Answer

When I was younger I really liked blonde girls. As I got older, and we all get older I tend to prefer approaching brown or black haired women.

In the end that’s just the beginning, once we meet and chat for a bit, it’s their personality that keeps me interested.

Purpleronnie · Answer

We talking bottle blondes or natural , peroxide or strawberry? Clearly I’m being facetious just to illustrate the point it being a strange prejudice.

No I have no issue with blondes , be they male female , natural , bottle or variety of Belgian beer … that would just be ridiculous!

RavVid · Answer

Funny!

I was at a pub and there was a blond guy that I thought was trying to horn in on the girl I was chatting up. The girl told a blond joke and went to the toilet.

The blond guy asked me to explain the joke to him.

NathanDavis · Answer

lmfao... but, yeah... I almost considered to move all the way to Australia, and marry a blondie from the down under...

D_Bone_Steak · Answer

How many and which did I bang?

Danny_dan92 · Answer

I have nothing against blondes. I don’t like it when girls have artificial hair colors. Like green, purple, pink.

Likes2drive · Answer

One of my stepdad’s friends just told me this joke a couple of weeks ago, lol, it’s still a good joke though, I’m also blonde but I got the joke 😊

GeminiDiamond · Answer

Lol @ joke.  And , my whole family are blondes.

MrOracle · Answer

I'm tagging @laurieluvsit because this is exactly her sense of humor. LOL.

Kelly6 · Answer

@daniela1982 I gave blonde hair and my newborn girl has blonde too

SotiCoto · Answer

Not particularly, but "blonde" is the word for women. "Blond" without the "e" applies to men. Don't ask me why. That is just the way it is.

exitseven · Answer

hahahahahaha good one

worldscolide · Answer

I don't like bottle blondes. Natural blondes I love. And trust me on this, I can tell the difference.

Rangers · Answer

No, not at all, having a problem based on hair color is stupid, unless they have blue hair

Surely · Answer

I never could figure out the blondes that dye their roots!

Brady · Answer

If it's only the bartender he's talking 2 the lady should mind her own business.

Barbra13 · Answer

Im blond, so no i dont have a problem with them 😂

CoolBoyOsama · Answer

Blonde always slay, no like. Only European blonde good 😤👍

on_my_knees · Answer

Not a category I visit often.

Summeroflove · Answer

LMAO

Jennz6 · Answer

I’m Blonde, explain it to me lol 💃

Massageman · Answer

No. I can just ignore them.

Iron_Man · Answer

No I’m a blonde guy

rebeliouse · Answer

@daniela1982  are you blond?

KrakenAttackin · Answer

😂😂😂😂😂😂. Well done.

dsrice071966 · Answer

No not at all.

Tulip_A_Dasiy · Answer

No not at all

Dongie · Answer

Youza'...

msc545 · Answer

LOL!

andy530 · Answer

No they are great

coffeecacao · Answer

not at all

war_daddy · Answer

hahahaha

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