If you had a magic mirror on the wall, what would you ask it?

Question

You've gotten your hands on a magic mirror, akin to the one that belonged to the Evil Queen from Disney's Snow White. Imprisoned within it is a nigh-omniscient spirit.
It'll answer anything, so long as you preface your query with, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall..."

If you had a magic mirror on the wall, what would you ask it?

Note, however, that the mirror does not show you scenes; rather, a smokey, masked faced appears. It's compelled to answer your questions, and truthfully, but it does so only auditorily.

foreveralone22 · Accepted Answer

Hmmm “how to make the guy I’m crushing on fall in love with me” that’s what I’d ask. I like “Snow White” because my mom always said that I look like Snow White, but now I act like the Evil Queen, but I still look like the princess and I like apples. I’m an Evil Queen looking for her prince.

witherwing · Accepted Answer

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, what job should I go for?" I'm not exactly sure on what I would like to do in the future, so the mirror could help me on that one.

Whatthefluff · Accepted Answer

*wistful sigh* For the state of the world to be improved overall.

JesseTheMan · Accepted Answer

I mean if it's omniscient I moght as well ask about anything. Like I could know everything, I could become the richest and the happiest man in the world.

"where is the girl who is exactly like me?"
"where is the hidden treasure of x?"
"where is the lost city of atlantis?" (lol)

Kuraj · Accepted Answer

Mirror mirror on the wall, how far is she into love?
Mirror mirror on the wall, when will my cat stop eating all?

Mirror mirror on the wall, your life must quite suck, right?
Considering you have to answer cretins with penile envy all day.

PrincessPie · Answer

I’d ask about certain people in my life what there intentions were so I didn’t have to always wonder about things lol, assuming it would be able to tell me this, as one think I’d love to be able to do is read minds.

Cody01 · Answer

Me: "Mirror, mirror, on the wall... will I get pussy this week?" Mirror: "No you fucking loser"

sunshine97_ · Answer

Mirror mirror on the wall, what do people think about me?

Paris13 · Answer

For this Master Here, Dear... I see "Who is the Wisest of Them All?"xx

AlwaysBelieving · Answer

"what the hell happened to you?"  Apparently when I was 3 years old I talked to a girl that I found cute and ignored the ice capes completely. I wanna know WHY.

rockrewls · Answer

Mirror, mirror, on the wall... what are the winning numbers on the upcoming lotto max lottery, shit I forgot the pen and paper and don't remember what she said!!!@#$%^&&*!^%^$$#@$%#%@!*&%$@

hasrett · Answer

Mirror mirror on the wall, what the heck am I doing with my life.

SanePerson · Answer

What is the best financial investments for the next 5-10 years?

kimberleylove · Answer

Mirror, mirror, on the wall who is the most intelligent person on earth?

vodkabunneh · Answer

I'd prolly ask it to let me know some place where i can sleep forever

Hungry_Shark · Answer

I would ask the day of my death so that I can finish all the pending work.

utkarshpriy20 · Answer

What is my fatal flaw? How to keep away from hubris?

LegateLanius · Answer

Mirror, Mirror on the wall, what is the funniest joke of them all

OfDeath · Answer

I'd obviously ask it what the lottery numbers will be.

WhiteKnight2 · Answer

Mirror Mirror, on the wall who's the biggest of them all.

Dxk007 · Answer

I'll ask am I good or bad and, am I on the right path or not.

Good_Behavior · Answer

"CAN A NIGGA GET AN AMEN!" I wonder what it would respond.

Custard · Answer

I'd say "Mirror mirror on the wall, what numbers are going to win the lottery this week?"

Hipogrif · Answer

Mirror mirror on the wall, what will be the winning numbers in next week's Euromillions?

SavageMavrick · Answer

I would ask what's the secret to all Human behavior

Deathraider · Answer

Mirror mirror on the wall, will I smash you today purposely? If yes, I will not smash the mirror purposely. If no, I will smash the mirror purposely.

Anonymous · Answer

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall... who's got the BIGGEST D**K of them all?"

Naydyonov · Answer

Mirror mirror on the wall what will it take to make you fall?

MonaLee · Answer

Who is putting this dirty dishes into the sink?

NerdInDenial · Answer

The next lottery numbers are

SirRexington · Answer

What are the winning lottery numbers?

Anonymous · Answer

were is the nearest pizza shop

Porza · Answer

Why people are so damn mean.

CheekyPaws · Answer

When will I meet Snow White?

SuccessfulHornDog · Answer

For my first wish I would ask for unlimited wishes

TXKen · Answer

I'll ask for the next lottery numbers

monkeynutts · Answer

Who is the farest of them all.

sucklingambitions · Answer

When karma will get all the barstards

karanvirk · Answer

I would ask why am I the ugliest mofo alive🙂

Anonymous · Answer

When will l be healthy?

Anonymous · Answer

when will i become successful.

Guyofallguys2 · Answer

U want... sum fuk?

laughinglad999 · Answer

To make things better

TomperSon · Answer

I dont have any hands

hello1985 · Answer

Magic mirrors are evil

Anonymous · Answer

Lol. I will used it for voyeur 👻✌😀😀😀😀😂

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