If your mirror could talk, what would it say?

Question

Be creative, I'm bored -yawns-

TheLoveTyger · Accepted Answer

"Talking to you? Hmm, I see. Though it may appear to you, from your perspective, that the sounds I'm making are in fact human speech it is entirely possible that the sounds I'm making are simply gibberish and that they only make sense to you by sheer coincidence. What I'm saying is that there's no way to be sure that what I believe the sounds I'm making to mean match up to what you believe they mean. Even if you surmise that we understand each other by virtue of the fact that we're having a conversation, that in itself may simply be coincidence. In other words it is quite possible for two people to talk and respond to each other without actually having a conversation- there truly is no way to know what is truly occurring between those two."

Ulyss · Accepted Answer

Hmmmm this meme comes to mind haha

CHARismatic110 · Accepted Answer

Probably something like...

"Stop being so damn hard on yourself Char. This is not a place to come to tear yourself down. Your reflection will forever be flawed if you can't learn to love yourself."

Or...

"Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me. When will my reflection show who I am inside?"

__jessicats · Accepted Answer

It would be like "DANG GIRL you're looking a little rough today."
Or
"Maybe you shouldn't wear that. You look like a goddamn preschool teacher."
Or
"We need a mop on aisle 4! It's getting wet over here!"

justbanANNAz · Accepted Answer

"you do realise that no matter how hard you look at me, you're never gonna see who you are on the inside right? quit thinking this is all there is. we can be friends if u believe that"

Anonymous · Accepted Answer

''eeeeey ;)" Followed by

Homicidal_Queen · Answer

it would be a sassy black lady saying "gurrrll cover up... aaaaall that, fix those frizzy curls, that eyeshadow color goes good with your eyes, stop wearing sweatpants every day! and god damn would you stop popping your pimples in front of me? nasty ass ho"

Nik1hil · Answer

Don't jerk off in front of me mate, or always wear underwear when you come in front of me.  Hey I know when you shave and where and how much you shave.

YusiBear · Answer

Mirrors: Crack!

abc3643 · Answer

You talking to me?

skullly · Answer

s t o p d o i n g s t u f f t o y o u r h a i r. o_o  o_O

teawrecks · Answer

"I haven't seen your vagina in like 2.5 weeks, you must not be talking to that guy anymore."

mskay · Answer

"You're just gonna hate your body anyways, stop looking at me. You cannot see what's on the inside anyways."

zombiebabe · Answer

am sure my mirror is gonna be like... "do me a favour... get out i don't wanna see you in front of me ever again"

mr90skid · Answer

"BRUH!! Clean me!! Nigga, stop flossing so fucking close to me if you ain't gonna wipe me down!!"

coconutelixir · Answer

It would say, okay... you can stop showing me your enormous pores now.

WhatTheHellAmy · Answer

It's you Amy, you're the hottest of them all XDDDDD

ConsultantIsBack · Answer

When I dress up in a suit, 9/10 times I literally say "Damn you look good"

Humping_Tornadoes · Answer

It will still keep telling me I'm good looking, but then my camera would say "fuck no, you're not lol" as usual.

Anonymous · Answer

It would remind me to take my pills since I am delusional...

art_of_sin · Answer

I love you girl, but i'd love you more if you don't ever wear that top again. 😊

Anonymous · Answer

Drink more water, idiot. Your face looks as dry as Sahara desert.

Roadcruiser1 · Answer

"Face it. The only reason why you are looking at me is, because you are washing your hands again right?". *sighs.*. :D.

apexalpha · Answer

Dude you need to stop starring at me in that creepy way!!

medical2523 · Answer

Damn you ugly as fuck get away from me before I break

SmoMan · Answer

“what the fuck are you looking at?”

Gem45 · Answer

Oh my God, look at that at that pimple!

Bards · Answer

"You never talk to me"

JackTyler · Answer

"Stop being silly! You won't find a ghost in this mirror. This isn't a horror movie."

kittykatbrat · Answer

"Why are you always so sad and angry Helena?"

mooky06 · Answer

"It's too foggy, I can't see anything"

goflipaburger · Answer

"And so we meet again, Evil Queen." :)

Omar5881 · Answer

STOP LOOKING AT ME STALKER JEEZ

ImNotASlut · Answer

"Kill yourself, you fat fuck. No one likes you."

CheerGirl38139 · Answer

You really need a boob job beach!

springocelot · Answer

"stop staring at me!"

Rcjh1987 · Answer

she's freaking excited about the ROYALS WIN! !!

RedRobin · Answer

It would tell my everything I wanted to hear

Xelebrum · Answer

"Lose some weight, fatass."

Prettygurl12 · Answer

Why do you look at yourself and hate what you see?

sexybooty01 · Answer

"How do I look today?"

BadBoy72 · Answer

"Who is that handsome devil?"

Phoenix98 · Answer

It wouldn't I'm barely in front of it lol.

Resoglass · Answer

"You see that guy? I hate that guy."

Ihav2fart · Answer

Dangg!!! You FABULOUS!

Esplorare · Answer

Dat azzzzzzzzz.

Anonymous · Answer

But you're always bored lol.

candyaurora · Answer

Hey you have a nice smile but that acne's bad 😕

Maxemeister · Answer

"Who said I wanna look at you?"

dogbert444 · Answer

OMG! You're so fugly you've cracked me again!!

Avenuewriter · Answer

Wouldn't know, it keeps breaking...

planetnumb · Answer

you are not the fairest... the woman is.

marduk22 · Answer

Damn u are so fucking gorgeous :D

Polocrew · Answer

Dang bro you definitely jacked af

jmmmfi2 · Answer

Could you be more hideous?

MovingSinGirl · Answer

"Clean up already!"

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