Who's the sexiest character in Spongebob?

Who's the sexiest character in Spongebob?

Who's the sexiest character in Spongebob?
  • Patrick
    Vote A
  • Spongebob
    Vote B
  • Plankton
    Vote C
  • Mr Krabs
    Vote D
  • Squidward
    Vote E
  • Other
    Vote F
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Most Helpful Guys

  • Spongebob

    The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my penis became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to f*ck him. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing.

    • But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

    • I love you

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Most Helpful Girls

  • Spongebob ofc, although his childish look he can be a savage ;) and he looks great in latex costume DAT ASS


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