Who's the sexiest character in Spongebob?

[N23SA]

Patrick

Spongebob

Plankton

Mr Krabs

Squidward

Other

[CT_CD]

Spongebob

The exact moment I knew I was gay is when I first started watching SpongeBob. I didn't know what it was about him that made me want him so badly, but every time an episode came on my penis became rock solid. I knew I wanted to do more than merely watch this sponge. I wanted to f*ck him. For years, I dreamed of pounding him from behind and filling him with my cum and watching it drip out of his pores. However, no matter how many times I choked my chicken to the mere thought of him, my lust for this sexy succulent sea sponge could not be satisfied. I tried everything, body pillows, dolls, even hiring a prostitute to dress up in a SpongeBob costume. Nothing was good enough. So, I made it my number one goal to create a hyper-realistic SpongeBob sex doll, so my fantasies could finally be brought to life. No longer will those who also have a unquenchable thirst for Mr. SquarePants have to dream of releasing their sticky seed inside of his anal cavity, for they can now enjoy the real thing.

[N23SA]

But, creating this sex doll would not be an easy task, and this I knew. That's why I need your help to fund this Kickstarter. For donating $20, you get a T-shirt that says "I'm gay for SpongeBob SquarePants." For $40, you get the shirt and a coffee cup decorated with the finest SpongeBob rule 34. For $60, you get SpongeBob anal beads. For $100, you get a SpongeBob fleshlight that you can jizz in or whatever, plus all the other shit. Anything less than $20, and I'll just cum in a shoe box and mail it to your door, because fuck you I don't need your peasant change. I would like to make the world a better place with this SpongeBob sex doll, because I believe that everyone deserves the right to stick their dick in a fictional sponge from a kid's show.

[CT_CD]

I love you

[N23SA]

I love you 2

[Revolver_]

I can't decide between Larry the Lobster and Squilliam Fancyson

[N23SA]

I completely forgot squilliam existed

[Revolver_]

He's hot

[N23SA]

The hottest
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[Revolver_]

HAWT

[N23SA]

I AGREE
aren't his eyebrows sexy

[Revolver_]

Very sexy

[N23SA]

thank

[Revolver_]

You're

[N23SA]

me're

[Revolver_]

what does that mean

[N23SA]

me are, I made it up just now

[Revolver_]

It's an amazing word

[N23SA]

thank (2)

[Revolver_]

You're (2)

[N23SA]

ME'RE (2)

[Revolver_]

wleco'me

[anmari2001]

Spongebob ofc, although his childish look he can be a savage ;) and he looks great in latex costume DAT ASS

[N23SA]

🙏🙏💦💦😩

[beebella]

Mrs. Puff, duh?
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[N23SA]

Oh my, she's so seductive

[Whatthefluff]

Mr. Krabs because I'm a good differ

[Whatthefluff]

*digger

[Whatthefluff]

*gold digger
Omg

[N23SA]

It's ok, I think you're a good digger too

[Whatthefluff]

That's why the police haven't found the bodies

[N23SA]

i'm calling the cops >:0
https://i.imgflip.com/1ot4hv.jpg

[Whatthefluff]

I killed them all

[N23SA]

WHO FLUFF WHO DID YOU KILL

[Whatthefluff]

I killed them all.

[bulbbapet]

The question should be: is there any character in spongebob that is as sexy as sauidward?

[N23SA]

I agree, squidward is too sexy. When he plays that clarinet my knees go weak

[bulbbapet]

I wish he'd paint me like Jack painted Rose.

[N23SA]

I wish this too

[VeganLiberalThe1st]

Karen. Babes on a computer screen are kinda my thing.

[Tohhru]

sponge bob and sexy do not belong anywhere near each other

[N23SA]

You're right, the real sexy is larry the lobster

[blubblubblub]

patrick 💦💦💦 his buns of steel 👅👅

[N23SA]

Ikr 😩😩💦

[aa180]

Spongebob makes my dick throb

[N23SA]

what about mr krabs
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/oPdANbixHck/hqdefault.jpg

[aa180]

Dat ass of Mr Krabs will help empty out my gonads

[N23SA]

Thank you, I agree

[aa180]

You're welcome

[ThePundertaker]

Fred (My Leg!) god yes

[N23SA]

g o d yes

[ThePundertaker]

His voice does things to me dude

[N23SA]

Dude his voice makes my legs weak

[ThePundertaker]

I get creamy thinking about him penetrating me

[N23SA]

With his leg right? Because me 2

[ThePundertaker]

Some day I am going to fuck that fish

[N23SA]

I wish you luck

[ThePundertaker]

Thank you N23SA. I’ll need it.

[N23SA]

You're welcome guy with 80's pornstar pic

[ThePundertaker]

Well, off the Bikini Bottom!

[N23SA]

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[ThePundertaker]

You ever wonder what Patrick’s dick looks like?

[ThePundertaker]

Is it like another arm, or something different?

[N23SA]

I imagine a tentacle or something but I dunno

[ThePundertaker]

Do sea stars even have dicks?
Thanks for the curiousness

[N23SA]

No.. thank you. I actually searched it up. Starfish don't even have dicks. They just release their baby stuff into the ocean and those things swim freely

[ThePundertaker]

Wish I could do that

[Nandor]

Me. Im the sexisestestest Spongebob character

[N23SA]

I would agree with you but @CarpetDenim already said she was the sexiest spongebob character

[CarpetDenim]

@N23SA Thank you for sticking by me

[N23SA]

@CarpetDenim you're wlecome

[Nandor]

Everybody knows that males are better than females

[N23SA]

I am a guy and I agree with @Nandor

[Nandor]

I agree with nessa (@N23SA)

[N23SA]

Thank you N4$$3

[Nandor]

I love you

[N23SA]

I love you 2

[Nandor]

I love you 3

[CarpetDenim]

I also agree with @Nandor

[Nandor]

Downgrading your own gender, dangerous

[N23SA]

@Nandor no I love u 3 and I also agree that @CarpetDenim is dangerous

[Nandor]

Thank you, I also love you 4

[CarpetDenim]

@Nandor You’re turning everyone against me

[N23SA]

Not true, I love u textile mat

[CarpetDenim]

@N23SA Interesting

[Nandor]

@Carpetdenim I did nothing wrong

[Nandor]

@CarpetDenim her name is Nessa

[N23SA]

My name is nessa

[Nandor]

Yes it is

[N23SA]

Thank

[Nandor]

You.

[krg23krg]

Larry the lobster tbh

[CherryRoseChampange]

The Poseidon dude, and after that the Lobster guy.

[CarpetDenim]

I am

[N23SA]

You are the sexiest character in spongebob

[CarpetDenim]

Thank you

[The_Canadian_Moose]

Gary

[N23SA]

damn I can't argue with that

[The_Canadian_Moose]

Lol 100% you forgot about that in your pole

[N23SA]

there's too many sexy characters in spongebob to fit them all

[The_Canadian_Moose]

Thats true af lol

[Swolebusser]

Most girls will say mr crabs because he’s rich.

[Safa_Malfoy]

you.

[N23SA]

D'awww i love u 2

[Safa_Malfoy]

whats D'awww

[N23SA]

Just another way to say awww but with a twist

[psychosam]

Mr Krabs 😤😤😤😤😤🍆🍆🍆 lemme see that krussy

[Anonymous]

Sandy yo, that squirrel can get it 😍

[smith_this]

Wtf😷

[N23SA]

It's ok, you can admit your sexual attraction to cartoon characters here in a supportive environment.

[smith_this]

It not that spongebob really nasty

[N23SA]

Oh... i'm sorry

[theFantasticJ]

Squidward ♥♥😈

[N23SA]

😩😩💦💦💦🌊

[omgjassy]

Squidward

[InsertCoolName]

Why, just why