What is the absolute worst movie you’ve ever seen?

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titanic for starts

Sirenboobzilla

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I've never felt more offended in my entire life

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Janessa2021

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Excuse you? I love titanic

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Exterminatore

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Ladies, ladies. First I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this.

The whole thing starts out with Kate Winslet’s character obviously reminiscing about the great love of her life, Jack. Not her husband whom she had children with and lived her life with, no, no. But some dude who she knew for 4 days and got laid by. Please. If that wasn’t offensive enough to men. Then it’s 3 hours long of pure crap. The titanic left England on its maiden voyage and sunk 4 days later. The frigging movie was nearly as long as the actual voyage of the Titanic.

How in the hell do you obviously fall in love with some turd you met and knew for 4 days and still clearly have a special place in your heart for him like 85 years later? I been all around the world and laid all kinds of girls. I don’t even remember any of their names. I ain’t gonna be on my patio at like 75 years old and be all: “that one gal in Hong Kong was something real special, it was the most special hour and a half in my life.”

Then the movie just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. It’s boring. The story was completely lame and sucks. Then Jack gives up his life for some broad he drew naked and knew for 4 days. Screw all that. I would have dunked her head under water until there were no more bubbles and made raft of her dead body and whatever debris I could grab and lived.

The were only 2 good parts. When the ship upended and that dude cranked his head off the railing. I wanted to stand up and cheer. The other good part was when I finally saw credits rolling and was relieved I survived the whole ordeal. I will never forgive my ex wife for dragging me to watch that crap. I’d rather have my teeth drilled with no Novocain then watch it again.

Ladies, it’s pure crap and you both know it.

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Janessa2021

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@Exterminatore I was lucky I got through the novel u just wrote 😂😂😂 sweetie listen u don't have to like the movie. Us women love sappy things like that so ofcourse we can watch it over and over. Lmao but thanks for that I guess

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Exterminatore

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@janessa

Yeah, my novel was almost as long as the movie. Lmao.

I know how you ladies are I’m just in the mood to spread some early Christmas cheer peppered with sarcasm.

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lpoots

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@Janessa2021
that does not mean it is any good

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- Sirenboobzilla
  
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  I've never felt more offended in my entire life
  
- Janessa2021
  
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  Excuse you? I love titanic
  
- Exterminatore
  
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  Ladies, ladies. First I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this.
  
  The whole thing starts out with Kate Winslet’s character obviously reminiscing about the great love of her life, Jack. Not her husband whom she had children with and lived her life with, no, no. But some dude who she knew for 4 days and got laid by. Please. If that wasn’t offensive enough to men. Then it’s 3 hours long of pure crap. The titanic left England on its maiden voyage and sunk 4 days later. The frigging movie was nearly as long as the actual voyage of the Titanic.
  
  How in the hell do you obviously fall in love with some turd you met and knew for 4 days and still clearly have a special place in your heart for him like 85 years later? I been all around the world and laid all kinds of girls. I don’t even remember any of their names. I ain’t gonna be on my patio at like 75 years old and be all: “that one gal in Hong Kong was something real special, it was the most special hour and a half in my life.”
  
  Then the movie just drags on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. It’s boring. The story was completely lame and sucks. Then Jack gives up his life for some broad he drew naked and knew for 4 days. Screw all that. I would have dunked her head under water until there were no more bubbles and made raft of her dead body and whatever debris I could grab and lived.
  
  The were only 2 good parts. When the ship upended and that dude cranked his head off the railing. I wanted to stand up and cheer. The other good part was when I finally saw credits rolling and was relieved I survived the whole ordeal. I will never forgive my ex wife for dragging me to watch that crap. I’d rather have my teeth drilled with no Novocain then watch it again.
  
  Ladies, it’s pure crap and you both know it.
  
- Janessa2021
  
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  @Exterminatore I was lucky I got through the novel u just wrote 😂😂😂 sweetie listen u don't have to like the movie. Us women love sappy things like that so ofcourse we can watch it over and over. Lmao but thanks for that I guess
  
- Exterminatore
  
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  @janessa
  
  Yeah, my novel was almost as long as the movie. Lmao.
  
  I know how you ladies are I’m just in the mood to spread some early Christmas cheer peppered with sarcasm.
  
- lpoots
  
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  @Janessa2021
  that does not mean it is any good

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