Fill in the blank. I can use a _________ in my _________ right now. Craziest answer gets MHO?

[SweedyPie]

I'm clearly bored hahahaha. Join the fun!

Updates

+1 y

I can use a vacation in my dream location right now. I can use a gooood sweet and sour chicken and noodles dish in my hands right now. I can use an interesting book in my bed right now. I can use a visit from my partner in my house right now. I don't know. That would be it, lights out, I'd sleep like a baby. Lmao.

[IMuser]

I can use a *chicken leg* in my *new recipe* right now

[TommyMountainFigure]

I can use a Full Tank of Fuel in my Car right now!!

[TommyMountainFigure]

@SweedyPie Are ya still bored?

[SweedyPie]

Yes. Bored and sleepy lol.. how about you

[TommyMountainFigure]

5am and I haven't been to bed yet so yes I'm tired, but I got work in 2 hours so trying to stay awake

[SweedyPie]

Wow. What's on your mind? That's keeping you up I mean

[TommyMountainFigure]

Answering questions is keeping my mind alert. You'll know if that changes because i suddenly start to misread the questions.. I did that the other day too and answered a maths question with an answer about pregnancy..😐

[SweedyPie]

Hahahahahaha. Damn what a mistake!

[SweedyPie]

Loool sigh won't you fall asleep on the job then?

[TommyMountainFigure]

I can drive to the airport and sleep there whilst on the taxi rank for an hour or so. whilst waiting for a job.. the driver behind me will move my cab up

[SweedyPie]

Okay well do that. Take naps in and between. You should try to sleep earlier

[TommyMountainFigure]

Yes mum lol

[SweedyPie]

Good do that

[SweedyPie]

I now sae tour mum comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SweedyPie]

Your* I tend to do that a lot. Side effect of being a mummy

[TommyMountainFigure]

awwwww

[TommyMountainFigure]

Thank you for choosing mine as best answer :)

[Rudon00]

I can use a necessary shock in my system right now.

[FriendlyDrugDealer]

I can use a drink in my hand right now

[Guardian45]

I can use a hug in my struggle right now.

[SweedyPie]

Awww. Have an air hug. Things will be alright

[Guardian45]

Thank you. I knew I could count on you.

[SweedyPie]

You are welcome 🙂😁 How did you know I would offer a hug?

[Lliam]

I can use a hot, horny woman in my bed right now.

[SlothySlob]

I can use a n words in my comments right now.

[SlothySlob]

Narwhal, narwhal, swimming in the ocean, causing up commotion, cause they are so awesome.

[Dinosaursandanime65]

I can use a face in my jaw right now

[Andres77]

Pig, blanket.