Canada geese. Every other animal, even animals large and powerful enough to be a genuine threat to humans, fears us, and with good reason. But those damn geese have gotten so complacent and so pushy... Just the other day, I was sitting outside a Walmart, at a table, farting around on the internet on my phone, when a family of geese approached. The little ones are almost adult-sized, if not adult-colored, so I don't blame mom and dad for being defensive; they're still babies, after all. But then, as they walked ever closer, dad (I think) opened his mouth and started hissing at me- at the guy who hadn't even MOVED. THEY were coming up to ME, and he was still getting in my face.
When Justin Trudeau decided that Canadian rights were canceled, and invoked war powers against his own citizens, I was disgusted- both by him, and by the "leaders", all over the world, who didn't condemn him. Someone calling open season on those hissing honkers would go a LONG way towards winning some support back.
The day may come when you open the paper to see "Florida man arrested for attempting to mail Canada goose to Justin Trudeau"; that'll probably be me. And it'll DEFINITELY be justified.
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Birds, in general, but especially Canadian geese, swans, seagulls, and crows.
Canadian geese are just fucking assholes, in general, without even having the ability to speak. They take over everything, shit everywhere, and don't give a damn about cars.
Swans are just sociopaths, who attack anyone, and anything, just for daring to look at them, or breathe the same air that they do.
Seagulls are already loud, annoying beggars, who will imprint on something, or someone, and terrorize them for life. Add speech, and they just get worse.
Crows are just pricks, but they're also one of the smartest birds, which only makes them worse. If they could talk, they'd still be pricks, but they'd have more intelligent ways to insult people.
owls.. they look like they judge people 😂 & im convinced they would act like they knew everything
Ostriches. These bitches look scary as hell, and rude 🥴😂
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He would put a lot of people in their places.
Pigeons. Because they're pigeons.
But also, cats.Macaw - Talking Bird
The utter disdain of cats speaks volumes of their arrogant rudeness.
Would you force girlfriend or wife to wear a type of chunk or swimsuit for you and your friends
Cats. Cats are diabolical.
They have individual personalities as well.
I reckon cats...
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crows possibly...
I think a dog
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