Ok I’m asking the hard questions tonight; do you secretly like the smell of your own farts?

[wittymilf]

Like you’re home alone, you let one rip… and much like noseing a fine wine, you attempt to decipher the delicate intricacies of the properties that make up your fume.

🫣.. yes

😤 nope

I actually even secretly like the smell of other peoples farts..

Updates

+1 y

One of my favourite things about posting this question … was putting it under “arts and entertainment “ … 💀💀 I’m such a child

[Anonymous]

My farts smell pretty bad sometimes, but for the most part, they’re loud and don’t smell too strong. Of course I love smelling my own farts because who doesn’t love the smell of their own brand? But honestly, what I really love about it is how good it feels to rip ass and how loud my farts tend to be - it’s like my digestive system is designed for comedic relief. I’m pretty open about how much the loudness of my farts amuses me, though, so I wouldn’t say I secretly like it.

[wittymilf]

Loud and proud :)

[Daniela1982]

I'm not sure people like their own, but would rather someone else waft in the delicate bouquet and fragrant aroma.

[Chazmatazz269]

Sometimes. There’s something about being aware i dealt it. If i have a farty sleep, when i wake up and go potty or get a drink and then get back to my smelly bedroom, it’s sometimes unbearable. Ell oh ell! Even funnier that waking up to it is unnoticeable in the first place.

[abc3643]

Of course, I'm smug and love San Francisco!

https://www.youtube.com/embed/cJoGEqZfFDI

[mstbooblover]

No, I don't like the smell of farts... The sound on the other hand can prove amusing ;0)

[wittymilf]

Audible dog farts just make life better

[mstbooblover]

True. And a hearty laugh following the fart makes life even more better :0D

[erandal]

No, but I do find it funny to give my husband a 'dutch oven'.

[exitseven]

I just found out a little while ago what that meant.

[FunkyMonkee]

Yes, I bottle and sell them! wanna buy some? It's REALLY good shit!!

[wittymilf]

Nope. :)

[DavidRaul]

I really like the way you made fart sound so french and beautiful lol. And no i don't like it lmao

[wittymilf]

😂😂🤷‍♀️thank for appreciating it

[BoobMan]

There's a really great South Park episode about exactly this.

[wittymilf]

Yup 😂😂 another gagger posted it!

[BoobMan]

Hahaha! Classic!

[Blackcosmo]

Ew no. I can;t stand farts. Especially the Classic Rotten Egg Farts lmao. Those are so stinky.

[AviatorTom]

Studies and tests gave shown that a majority of people don't even smell their own farts.

[EnglishEuropean]

Did they do a test where you leave the room and then go back in 30 seconds later?

[Bee-Hatch]

From my ass? No
Queef? Maybe now and again but it's something the doctors working on

[exitseven]

My farts smell like roses. Especially after I have had a nice prime rib.

[NYCQuestions1976]

Like the smell? No. However farts are, and always will be, funny.

https://www.youtube.com/embed/zWSdit919E0

You're not the only child here. 😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

I bottle and sell my farts on my merch store.

[Anonymous]

To quote Austin Powers, "everyone likes their own brand".

[Anonymous]

Flatulence is not my cup of tea, for deciphering what I had consumed. I usually do it evacuate a room. Sometimes good chuckle from the kiddos.

[dolemite89]

farting in general, mine or others makes me laugh but i never like the smell 😂

[Xtendable]

I can’t stop laughing

[motownplayer2000]

Yes. I do

[Date_a_Snob]

Gross!