Netflix
Paramount Plus
HBO Max
Hulu
Disney Plus
YouTube TV
Other
Select gender and age to cast your vote:
Please select your age
I don't use streaming services and don't intend to, since Putlocker, 123Movies, and Project Free TV are a thing while woke Hollywood continues to tell us how much they hate us. But if I had to rank them...
Netflix is just about dead. They're raising their prices, and they don't promote or push the few gems on there they do have. They could've survived the streaming wars had they focused more on high-quality content and not being woke retards who are about to go out of business. Netflix has only had Stranger Things, Squid Game, Bojack Horseman, GLOW, and a few other shows I never bothered to watch, while they had dozens of woke trash for every Stranger Things they made.
This isn't even getting into the whole "Cuties" crap from 2021, which is basically softcore C. P. I am all for freedom of expression, but showing half naked, sexualized 10 year old females is a bridge too far. Sexualizing children is the hard limit. Netflix 100% deserves to go out of business, by the way. They suck.
Paramount Plus is trying to get stuff like South Park, Beavis and Butthead, and other animated comedy stuff, so that they don't end up like their first attempt to do a streaming service, CBS All Access and it's never ending stream of sh*t that is the Star Trek Discovery universe. Woke Star Trek... Talk about horrible. Alex Kurtzman: The JJ Abrams of television and just as untalented.
HBO Max isn't so bad. They're owned by AT&T. However, the Warner Bros side of it... THAT'S BAD!
Amazon Prime has The Boys and Invincible.. And they WERE about to be the top ones in the streaming wars, until they went woke, too. They're currently about to destroy the Lord of the Rings with that super-sh*tty looking Rings of Power series, and it's enough to make people stop tuning in, altogether. Also, Amazon has probably more woke guidelines and criteria than any other network, and it heavily seeps in, in The Boys. That show is so overly political now.
Nobody cares about Hulu. At all. They don't have the money or resources to be a streaming juggernaut. Hell, Disney+ is barely holding on, and Netflix, the former king, is about to die. Hulu isn't even on Netflix's level. Why are they even here?
Disney+ sh*t the bed by wasting too much money on too much little quality content. Though blame Kathleen Kennedy and Kevin Feige for the endless supply of absolute dogsh*t Star Wars and Marvel shows. Hundreds of millions of dollars on these shows and the best they can show for it all is What If? and two seasons of The Mandalorian (which was already mediocre, at best).
You forgot Apple TV on here. But that's okay, no one cares about Apple TV.
WTF is YouTube TV? Is that YouTube Red? Is that a thing?
So overall, I'd say HBO Max and Amazon Prime are the top two streaming services right now, with Amazon Prime being the top one, but they're about to fall from grace after this Lord of the Rings woke disaster, just like Disney+ fell in 2021, and Netflix fell in 2020. I do think 2022 will be HBO Max's year, though. Not that I care about any of them, as I own none of them, as I said, but HBO Max seem to be f*cking up the least. All they gotta do is avoid going woke, and they might just win by default.
Also I forgot this! Hell Babe Olivia!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkVOar3o2H8
And yes I know "The Cock" from NBC, is a thing too. I intentionally chose not to mention them, because they're THAT irrelevant.
(Television) Are you a fan of the 'Cock? ↗
Jay-Z: "It's the COC in the building! C-O-C-K!"
Netflix can go fuck itself for destroying Witcher.
There are Black elves, Triss (one of the characters) looks nothing like in the books, a few characters have changed skin color (even though the world is based on Middle Ages Europe there are still Africans and Asians there), the dragon looks not very better then the one from the 2002 polish movie that had a budget of $5.
Pros: fighting scenes are quite good, Jaskier's song is very catchy, and Henry Cavill fits really well in the main role.
You can sum it up as "how would Witcher look like, if it was created in United States" (which is ironically true).
That was all about season 1. Season 1 was ok, but in some aspects far from the original.
I haven't watched the season 2, but I heard it's way worse that the first :D typical Netflix' woke and even further from the original.
If you're interested in Witcher, better are games (I played a bit 3rd one) and books (I have read two of them).
I prefer cable because i can watch 75% of the stuff aired on those platforms before they get to and the other 25% i just buy on dvd when its released
I normally will jump around on these platforms depending on the show that is out at the time.
Opinion
6Opinion
Netflix, it may not have the best content but the user interface beats the dog shit out of the others. I don't know why so many streaming platforms make it so difficult to use their platform.
I used to have Disney plus but I just gave that up and restarted my Netflix account.
Amazon Prime
Cheapest and just as good a selection.
I use HBO, Netflix and STARZ
Its a tie between Netflix and Amazon Prime.
Discover
You can also add your opinion below!
Most Helpful Opinions