
Do you believe in vampires?


Ok!..
So do you drink from same blood type humans!.. ?
What about blood RH factor?
Does your body not manufacture Blood, as in is your Bone Marrow not functional?
Does not skin stops producing melanin too, which is why you easily get sun burner?
Is being Vampire involve death, or its like caterpillar to butterfly kind of thing for humans?
No I drink blood from whoever I find... My body does manufacture blood. My skin still produces melanin.. That's not why we get sun burned... It's because there is an mystical curse placed on us... To protect the people from creatures like us... A vampire can die but not naturally like humans... But you have to die to become a vampire. That part is inevitable
My question to you: what did you do on Sunday, 14th of May, 1772?
I was a 2 year old at that time... So i don't know, sleeping in a cradle may be... 😅
Sorry... Wrong answer to your question... I didn't clearly notice the year. It was 2 years after I became a vampire. At that time I was a pirate... Feeding on sailors.
It was a Saturday, mate :)
Anyhow - after only two years you must have been on an apprentice level. With all that rum in them sailor's blood you must have had a hard time.
Oh.. Sorry I don't carry old 📅 so I don't which day it was... No actually sailors blood tasted a lot better with all those rums and wines. But it's hard to attack a ship now.
Try sailboat races instead :)
Thanks for the suggestion... But now I mostly prey on people who come out of bar in the Middle of the night.
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Being 272 doesn't make you a vampire, it makes you rich and lucky.
Longevity of that length is biologically doable, but as yet is unheard of. However.. you aren't going to achieve it drinking blood (that would actually shorten your lifespan), and being born in 1750 would drastically reduce your chances of living that long, so you're most likely a liar about that part too, and are actually more likely in your tweens, teens, or early 20s based on which media vampire picture you chose for this post.
Gen z actually has the highest chance of certain members living that long, and the farther back in time you go, the harder it would be to pull off.
As for the mythology versions of vampires, no, thats all bullshit.
no
Yes, when President Gerald Ford died Dick Cheney was one of the pall bearers. As they carried out the casket they walked in front of a wall made up of a big mirror. Dick Cheney had no reflection.
I'm not sure about that... But I do know about a different reflection Cheney's sun glasses had😂😂
I believe in energy vampires (people who drain your energy with their negative energy) but not blood sucking ones
100% my ex girlfriend was one such creature... She was a witch... She put a hex on me and made me blind that I couldn't see how toxic she was but after I broke out of that hex. I taught her a pretty good lesson. She was a energy vampire and I was a blood vampire
Sure, and didn't you are going to get killed for revealing yourself to humans?
Well that's a good question.. But I haven't revealed my identity yet, humans can't find me yet.
Yes.. What you just said is true... My fellow vampires won't like it but I want to tell the truth to everyone. I think people should know about their place better.
nope... science doesn't allow that unfortunately
Never have and never will.
We'll you have too... I'm the living proof... Or dead proof to be exact
Sure. I love you.
Thanks... But you have to ask me a question... there would be no fun.. If you don't ask any funny questions to a funny post.
How often do you need to brush? v-v
Every night... Before going to hunt... No one is going to even talk to me if I don't brush my teeth... And imagine me opening my mouth near their nose... 😂😂😂
Awkward! 😁
Exactly... So we have to brush daily like normal human beings...
I will file that away under *important things to know about immortals.
Vampires are not immortal. its just that there are only few ways to kill us...
1. Starving without blood.
2. Stake through heart.
3. Burned by fire
4. Stepping out in sun.
5. By other immortals.
6. By removing the curse on us.
Soo…. Kinda/sorta immortal then… ? That’s still pretty immortal compared to me.
Used to but not anymore
Since you have come across one... You'll have to believe in me again
I don't believe in you bro
Then ask me a question. About me? My journey? How I became a vampire? What I did.. Whatever you want to ask
We as vampires burn if we walk in sunlight, in twilight they shine like something. And all vampires are not that good looking.
@dustybiker is this @NathanDavis going anon…🫢
Nope... My name is Thomas Clive.
I'm not a baby...
One of his trolling accounts. @PrettyPriya is distracted, it’s the weekend.
@dustybiker lmfao... all of my trolling is original and 100% certified
@NathanDavis stop it. You scared me😭
@NathanDavis I think you were hitting the avocado or somebody slipped it to you and this is the end result. Intoxication. Avocado-drunk trolling. 😁
not even possible... I can sense avocado from a mile away
@NathanDavis Someone knows your weaknesses. They distracted you.
@Msputiton @blackcupcake console your twin! 😎
I'm not that intimidating either... and I always behave, lol
@msputiton Stiff upper lip!! (British saying lol)
@NathanDavis It wasn’t your fault. Chemical reactions happen. Now we know the “whys”. Makes sense.
babies have always liked me
@NathanDavis What?🤣
@dustybiker babies like me, dogs and even stray cats do trust me...
that's how scary I am not, lmao
@Msputiton oh, and it makes all sense now... you are the very nice twin
the other one is the bully
@NathanDavis Better keep your mouth closed. My bet would be that snot chocolate is about to be delivered…
lmao... right on time for Halloween
@Msputiton by the way...
- that turtle that walked into a bar and orders some water... the bartender gives that turtle a glass of water and the turtle slowly walks away with it... on the next day the turtle comes again with the same order... this repeats for four days, but on day 5 the bartender finally decides to ask the turtle
--- man, why do you just order water. Wouldn't you like to try some vodka or something? and the turtle says...
--- not now, man!! my house is on fire, damn it!
@NathanDavis Wait. @msputiton Loves frogs, no? Can we quickly switch the turtle with a frog?
@msputiton Apologies… you dislike frogs. My mistake. (🐸 ‘s are so cute)
she secretly likes them
@NathanDavis I think so too. 💚
@msputiton *big consoling hugs*
@NathanDavis don’t you dare bully my twin😑👊🏽💥
@dustybiker be nice!!!
@blackcupcake To whom?
@dustybiker not Nathan…
my twin!!!
@blackcupcake Just trying to sway her over to appreciating frogs. Even if it’s only chocolate frogs…
@dustybiker yuck… lmfao
didn’t know you were into slimy chocolates my dear
@blackcupcake They are magical. 😍
ketchup is slime...
@NathanDavis all of you are slimy… yuck
@blackcupcake He does take the most showers out of any of us.
@dustybiker because he needs to get all the slime off… but it’s not working so he showers more and more…
which is the reason why he avoids going out in daylight… the slime becomes extra shiny and people notice!
@blackcupcake Sparkly!
@NathanDavis You sparkle? ?
@dustybiker light is a strange phenomena...
@NathanDavis lmfao
@dustybiker I have looked into this. It seems the anon account is sivaDnahtaN. I find this suspicious. I will see if admin wants me to take any sort of action on the matter. 😕
@PrettyPriya 🤣 👍🏻👍🏻
@dustybiker no frogs scare me fr🥴 i once didn't leave my mommas house because one wss sitting in front the door.
@blackcupcake thanks twin. You're the best twin.
@NathanDavis my twin is nice. She just loves and protects her twin and has really really bad allergies😕
@Msputiton I am now @blackcupcake's sugar momma. So I think that would include you as well if you are twins.
@PrettyPriya no i don't wanna be in a love triangle with my twin🥴
I support y'all sugar momma daughtering though.
I see no baDnahtaN
@msputiton Okay. Fair enough. You see a frog, call me. I’ll take it for you. 🕶
@NathanDavis Keep peddling.
@Msputiton lmao I kinda sorta feel the same about scorpions. I saw a huge one crossing the road last year. Gave it a wide birth even at 50. He was just doing his thing.
*doesn't post a pic of cool giant scorpion*
@NathanDavis thank you.
@NathanDavis lol I’m not that effected.
That sucker was a tank though , no joke. I hear it’s the babies you have to worry about though.
@msputiton One for the memory books!! 😲
@dustybiker definitely... baby spiders, baby snakes and any baby with deadly bites... they still don't know about effective dosage lol, they just go all in
I do find maybe once every two or three years at my yards, but I always make sure to check twice... when digging around, lol
@NathanDavis Gah! Plant some lavender!!!
@dustybiker are you telling him to keep me away from his house…😟
@blackcupcake You don’t like lavender either? ! 🤨
@dustybiker I thought we were friends…
@blackcupcake You’re gonna have to DM me your full list of quirks. My psychic line is down today. And now @NathanDavis has a botanical line of defense. Apologies. 😅
@dustybiker we already spoke about lavender!!! *sulks*
@blackcupcake Do not insinuate dementia is settling in. That is just mean!!! 😁
@dustybiker no of course not!!! how would I dare… *cough cough*🤥😬
@blackcupcake you @NathanDavis and @sirderpsalot123 are pretty mean today.
@NathanDavis is always mean… @sirderpsalot123 is a cutie… and @blackcupcake is sweet🥰
*sits back and waits for that testosterone fallout*
@sirderpsalot123 doesn’t need his ego stroked.
@NathanDavis Is rarely mean to me
@blackcupcake you are suspect, my dear. 🫠
@NathanDavis is always mean to me… he says he never bullies girls so that makes me wonder what gender he thinks I am🤔
@dustybiker you forgot I don’t like lavender😑
@blackcupcake I had a long two weeks. I do vaguely remember the lavender thing. You said it the week the Queen died cause I was watching her moved in Scotland at the time. I still have my wits about me after all.
@blackcupcake irregardless you aren’t even in Mexico!! 😝
@dustybiker lmfao… I was just teasing… and!!! now I won’t tell y’all when I plan my Mexico trip😛😛😛
@Blackcupcake 🥺 thank you!
@dustybiker I don't know what you're talking about. I am always very humble and respectful. And stop being being mean to @blackcupcake
@Msputiton We will use a dusty as a shield. It's fine.
@msputiton asker probably hates me right now…
*hides behind dusty* no wait!!
*hides behind cocky Nathan*
I'm too cute to be a human shield. It has to either be Dusty or Nathan.
Drops a _____ and walks away.
is that Nathan? looks so skimpy…
SLIMY******
autocorrect… sorry
We will not @sirderpsalot123 keep it up i will get @sirderpsalot to kick your butt.
@blackcupcake that's a great idea. I think he will at least slow him down enough for us to escape
@msputiton right?🤣
Priya already said she would freeze his account if he tries anything.
LMFAO! my sugar momma😍
Yup im happy for y'all twin😋
@sirderpsalot123 i can get my twin to talk to her and allow it this 1 time
@Blackcupcake You wouldn't do that, would you?
@sirderpsalot123 if my twin insists then I will have to do so… but I can convince her to let you off the hook this time😉
@blackcupcake *yells from outside the opinion* Nooo! Do not give that boy an inch!! He’s been mean.
@dustybiker lmfao I gotta pick my battles… right now, @NathanDavis has been the meanest to me so he gets all of the heat😈
@msputiton that’s my twin’
@msputiton right now we have one target twin☠️
Don’t worry. It’s already insinuated tonight I have dementia… I’ll forget all of this happened. Side with youth.
@Msputiton *blows nose on back of your shirt* Thanks.😔
@dustybiker *BIG HUGS* hahahaha
@msputiton Sorry. Thought you were @blackcupcake….
😁✌🏻 I’m out. I need food.
@dustybiker I take back my hugs…
@blackcupcake Why? The snots already cleared. You can’t even make chocolate for your friends. ☠️
@msputiton NO! you’re the prettier twin!
@dustybiker I don’t have friends😑
@msputiton You’re both pretty.
@blackcupcake 🙀
@dustybiker lmfao…❤️❤️❤️
@msputiton yes!
I believe in the spiritual/emotional kind.
There aren't any spiritual vampires... I haven't seen one in a century.
Is she a vampire too... What kind of a vampire was she.
uh no. but i think their lore is cool.
we'll thanks
Ah, you mean modern women.
No... Modern women are way more dangerous and cruel than us... there are times when vampires fear modern women. So no... not modern women.
Not at all.
If not... then you can ask me any questions... I'll prove you wrong
Nope lol
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